The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

A black and white comic, three panels stacked one on top of the other with white gutters. In the top panel, a toad looks questioning as a balloon from off panel exclaims, "You poor creature!" In the middle panel, the toad looks quite literally the most crestfallen I've ever seen a face as the balloon from off panel says, "It must be so hard..." And in the last and bottom panel, the toad lights up, stars appearing around their head, warmed by the words in the balloon from off panel that continues, "...being the most beautiful toad in the world!"

was recently reminded of one of my all-time favorite bits of sequential acting, drawn by Natalya Lobanova

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Oh, she's the real lunatic here. At least you could see what he was trying to get out of the whole farce

Oh, yeah, he wasn't hiding

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

Absolutely brutal line

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this sounds kinda like a "who cares" achievement but its a very exciting milestone for rich guys who are extremely invested in a future where robots they control are slavedrivers and prison guards for the rest of the human population

i am a neutral and i want arsenal to win the league because human rights abusing petrostates are worse than annoying fans, and i don't understand how this isn't a consensus opinion.

I can only confirm that the walk to the stadium in Killie is certainly nicer than the one in Paisley

Whenever I visit Killie, I'm like, there's some nice houses, nice parks, a couple of good pubs and interesting shops, there's even a Wimpy and a regular train to Glasgow, seems pretty good! Then I ask someone who's lived there and they just say No

A tweet by @Llama In a Tux (dated Sep. 10, 2022): Don't you understand? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet

I made it my life mission to reference this as many times as I can

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

The volumes of backstory you convey with Tanktop's gun barrel haircut is excellent, well done

Wimbledon for Tennis Not For Dublin

From when Wimbledon wanted to move to Dublin and become the "Dublin Dons"

one day, I'll impress you. One day

practicing urban foraging (picking off a single banana from the bunch in the small Sainsbury's)

Went back to Silksong after getting hopelessly lost months and months ago. Turns out I was trying the right thing, I'm just Bad at Jumping

I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”

Sorry for your loss, Scott

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