The Phillies look almost as bad right now as the previews for “The Miniature Wife.”

"why they're getting rejected."

Have you noticed any recent election results?

A full disc image of Earth, as seen from the Orion Crew Module. The planet is a pale blue, swirling with white clouds and glowing slightly lighter blue in place from reflected light. At lower left, a large brown landmass is Africa, with Spain and Portugal with twinkling lights where the planet curves. At top right, auroras glow in a thin green glow, just barely separated from the planet's surface. Earth is set against the black of space (pic: NASA/R.Wiseman)

More context on this #Artemis II image:

* This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right

* The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon:
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This guy doesn't understand that Article 5 of NATO is a DEFENSE PACT, not an aggression pact.

two men are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room .

“Get this Jeff, Here’s was I promised:
- bring down inflation
- arrest “violent” criminals
- no new wars.

Here’s what I gave them:
- a 10 to 15% tariff tax on almost everything
- nannies, farm workers and domestics gone
- war with Venezuela, Iran and possibly Cuba!”

Me neither. He truly sucks.

My Chili Peppers?

Red hot.

What?

This is super cringe, as the kids would say. Have some self respect.

You first, Senator.

Japanese PM Sanae Takaichi's reaction as Trump says "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Habour?"

Undoubtedly the worst American diplomatic gaffe in post-war US-Japan history.

What a horrible, terrible thing to say.

That was a BLAST by Schwarber!

This is so unnecessary and counter-productive. Democrats need to win seats to retake power. Period. Full stop.

They are STRUGGLING to explain any of this.

I hope the shame of working for this president is eating away at him.

WHY IS SOMEONE PLAYING PIANO!?

The competition for Dumbest Member of Congress is stiff. This one is certainly in the hunt.

Where is Congress? Do we still have one? Is the Constitution still in effect?

That institution is circling the drain.

Simple. He’s a billionaire in a system that favors them.

This is deeply embarrassing.

This is embarrassing. The Director of the FBI should not be behaving like a random frat boy on the American people’s dime.

The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.

How’s the snowfall rate down there? Just picked up here in Monmouth. Worried about our power tonight.

“Was” is an odd word choice here.

I've thought the same thing. Two minutes in, I wanted to throw my laptop out the window.

He's out of his tiny mind. Slurring, leaning on the podium, ranting.

This guy's an absolute loon.