—get up and walk away whenever it feels like it

and as someone who wants to go into criminal and immigration law for people who already get ground down by the system on a good day, this is exactly the kind of sentence that makes you stare at the wall for a bit

my new nemesis is the attorney general of my province because she really got on a stage, in public, with a microphone and everything, and said that a law degree + the bar is somehow not enough to be a lawyer in this day and age

like. oh. cool. great. love that. glad the finish line can just—

- a series of murders that wrongly connected to his work.

Or two fictional serial killers trying to catch a realistic one
(You can also go on my tumblr to see the cases I used for research)

Here R v. Whittman summary!

After a scandal destroys his career, TV star Vincent Whittman moves to a small town with his brother to start over. Instead, he runs straight into his past and into particular radio host.

Alastor, for his part, finds himself dealing with an insufferable TV asshole-

Alastor having beef with Bluey (and the children are his nieces and nephews). (This part is also a perfect representation of the lore between him and Vox)

Thank you! But the Mudermedia fic will be a lot less funny and lighthearted than my other one. I already have three chapters done, and it’s looking a lot more like Mindhunter than Hazbin, lol. Hope you like it though

-of mind
I created this problem and now I’m sitting here like “wow who wrote this, that’s fucked up.”

I’m working on my Mudermedia fic and I had to take a break from writing because I’m literally scaring myself. Like damn, this fic got dark fast. It’s not even angst, it’s just aggressively crime-plot heavy, and apparently making Vox and Alastor play detective was a terrible decision for my peace.

What’s mudermedia? Is it really that different from rs? And are people open to a thriller that’s not really connected to the show (except for an AU version of the characters)? Asking for a friend. (I’m the friend.)

I wonder what Valentino is doing during Hell’s best big bro….

For the next chapters of Hell’s Greatest Brother, I’m reading fics with two specific Alastor pairings and honestly, I had to put some of them in time-out. They need to think about theirs sins

Yeah, at least the dom-mommy creep messages are hilarious. (No I won’t step on you random stranger 😂)

I know, and I do find it funny. I just hope they don’t do that to teenage writers

I would’ve been freaking out and stressed over that kind of accusation. I hate ai but I’d rather see some ai fic once in a while than have kids lose their love of writing because of some weird witch hunt that they used to exploit people.

Yeah, it’s really funny, to be honest. But on the ai one, it actually disgust me. I’m an adult, I know I have nothing to prove but I keep thinking about my fourteen-year-old self, writing fanfic on Wattpad.

As for the threats, it’s always something random where I can just say, “Dude, if you don’t like it, don’t read it.” One even asked for money or they’d tell everyone my fic is ai slop. Like… sure, dude, go for it. You’re not getting my money.

Don’t worry. And as for the why, honestly, I don’t know. For the creepy ones, I guess it’s because of my unmatched rizz, even if people don’t know what I look like (spoiler alert: my profile pic isn’t me, it’s my friend).

People on Tumblr have been sending me weird, creepy dms and all kinds of threats. I’m honestly laughing so hard guys, I’m a fanfic writer, it’s really not that deep.
(Also, the threats are always from U.S. accounts… don’t y’all have laws against hate speech or something?)

Sneak peak

Okay, so I finished drafting the next three chapters because I decided to take a break from the big plot, letting the characters be happy and do silly things before, you know…
Anyway, be ready for therapy, exes, and a group reservation.

Thank you! I was just sharing an idea I got while watching Zootopia 2 (don’t ask). Anyway, thanks and sometime (late) next week, I’ll publish the next chapter.

(Also, even if you don’t want to read it (and that’s completely okay) I’d still write it for myself. Writing is something I genuinely love, and sharing it with you is just a bonus. Thanks for being here and for reading along 🖤)

As for why Lucifer would send them: Vox is there as moral support, and Alastor… well, it would make sense once I will reach the end of check in, check out.

After I finish check in, check out, I have an idea for a follow-up. Charlie goes to Heaven to learn some kind of therapy-related thing, and then she disappears. Lucifer sends Alastor and Vox to save her, they’re disguised as Winners, so they look like angels the whole time… (see more in comments)

Vox, at the end of season two, is depressed in iPad form and makes a deal with Roo. She changes reality so that he becomes the Prince of Hell and the only person who knows about the change is Alastor. That would be funny.

I hate writing kissing scene because I re-wrote it 5 time and still I’m not satisfied

Omg yes 😂😂😂

I have five check-ins at work today you know what that means: writing time, baby.

Chapter 27 memes

As always, a new chapter means memes for the next one. See yall in a couples of day

Yeah I saw it it’s so good!!!