Merry birthmas that’s a real eater meal

Chairman Gruesome Newsom, it’s time

We did it America

I’m doing my part 🫡

I’m gonna try that. Made Japanese curry for the first time last week and it’s a new fav

Me every morning when it’s time for breakfast in Central Europe

The eternal regime continues 🙏

I’m gonna set a calendar reminder to scroll bsky for 15 minutes a day until I get addicted

Many are telling me this

Deleting xitter finally. I don’t know what took me so long. Idk if I can get addicted to this app though

So uh, should I just not pay attention during this taxation course now that the IRS is cooked??

LFG!!!

Lock them 🆙

One of my cats figured out how doors work wtf man

Idk what’s going on in the world. I’m banging out my accounting classes

>be me
>GOSPLAN planner in 1970’s USSR
>set 5-year potato goal: 20 million, no idea how many we have
>plan 10 million shoes, forget to specify, factories make all left shoes
>get promoted for “efficiency”
>tfw I get the Hero of Soviet Union medal

Hell yeah brother. Keep it up 🔥🔥

Trump also turned on the money faucet during corona and it worked. These tea party morons are so funny to lmao

The assassin even got away on a bicycle. This is some Maoist dude in the NYC-DSA’s personal fanfiction come to life dawg

Who else will be the next Fred Engels?

Regime Economist has entered his accounting arc

“erm… we don’t live in capitalism anymore… we live in KAPUT-alism 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣”

The idea of the U.S. having high tariffs is hilarious. Middle to upper class Brazilians travel to the U.S. to buy cheap goods and avoid their own import tariffs. Now I guess they’ll go elsewhere. Are Americans going to fly to Europe now to buy a laptop? Lmao

Chat am I cooked⁉️

Capping credit card interest rates at 10% is a good idea that has the potential to be popular as chlamydia if the median voter realizes (and the amount of money spent on helping them realize this will not be small) that it will make large swathes of the population credit risks no one will touch.

Christmas in Germany is a beautiful month long festival where whole city centers are lit up and people get day drunk on mulled wine (it is 4pm)