If he actually does go and doesn't hang around that neighbourhood of his for a sixth burglary, of course...

(Of course, Bolt could've been a resident of the suburb of Melbourne, but although I don't recall his original whinge specifically, I recall enough to remember that moving out of Melbourne the suburb would've been an odd interpretation of his tantrum)

Bolt moved to Somers. Somers is technically a suburb of Melbourne. Which, for you folks in other English speaking countries who use the word "suburb" wrong, means it is in the official Melbourne metropolitan area.

Entertainment reporter Peter Ford abandons 'crime-plagued' Melbourne Radio 3AW host Peter Ford on Tuesday announced he will be leaving Melbourne next week.

Reminds me of when Andrew Bolt cracked the shits and announced he was leaving Melbourne.

'Public health issue': Box jellyfish swarm spotted off WA coast Almost 100 deadly box jellyfish have gathered off a port in WA's north. Scientists say they likely belong to an unnamed species.

The box jellies are coming for us

Analysts don't care. They use a factor that allows for "probability" (which is a guess) and then they move on to factoring the next line of specious bullshit Sam Altman speaks into their model. Factor in enough nonsense (with probability guesses) and you have a silly valuation.

Thanks to all these companies contaminating all the other companies' balance sheets, contagion risk is real. Very real. When this goes bang, it will make the GFC look like a minor hiccup.

This is late stage boom before a very big bust. Tech bros are just hacking financial analysts' valuation models, that are in a lot of cases incredibly lazy revenue multiple models, that don't consider expenditure or debt.

The post-AI-bubble regulation should start by making it illegal to do circular deals - money invested cannot be used to pay for services, money invested cannot be used for buying hardware, etc, etc. Hell, I'm game for making it illegal to invest in customers at all.

I only got to it about ten years ago myself.

The Sugarcubes - Deus YouTube video by björk

All this talk about Pete Hegseth's neo-crusader tattoos reminds me of this gem which is probably my favourite Sugarcubes song. Yes Bjork pronounces "Deus" a bit like "juice".

The Jerusalem Cross is a symbol of the Crusades. Disingenuous people argue it’s “just a representation of Christianity and not bigoted”

But we all fucking know the Crusades was about massacring anyone that wasn’t Christian.

Pete Hegseth has a HUGE one tattooed on his chest

It’s a symbol of hate.

Whilst I reckon the cavity is a better explanation, super teeth would be sweet. 🦷

If a gap in one's teeth is routinely severing dental floss like a knife, that can't be a good thing, can it?

Nothing that the next expensive HSR report from KPMG can't fix. 😶

I've only had one listen, but that's a good description.

I've had my go and, aside from "Mysterious Love" (which rocks, btw) off their 3D Country album, I'm a bit in the dark as to why they're popular. Maybe it's because I'm a Gen Xer.

Nationalise it. Nationalise it all. Cannot believe this stuff.

Watch closely as absolutely nothing happens about this...

NEW: Clive Palmer's United Australia Party won't face any penalties for a data breach that exposed every document and email it held because of the Privacy Act's exemption for political parties... despite it not being registered as a political party at the time.

www.crikey.com.au/20...

Der.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

I am in so much trouble aren't I?

I've no doubt that this is in the public interest, by the way but also so is proper release of the rest of Jeffrey's (and cronies') shenanigans.

Trying to distract from the Epstein files by announcing something else in a term that ends in ... files doesn't seem to be all that well thought through.

Part 1/2 of a 7-panel SMBC comic update. A young woman is praying, asking God "is it OK that I cause a small amount of pollution every day? Even though it results in some small but real increase in the incidence of cancer?" God responds "of course. The harm is infinitesimal." The woman continues her inquiry, becoming more specific. She says "OK, now suppose I work with a million other programmers, each contributing a tiny bit of code to create a torture button on Reddit. pain starts at 0, and can go up to 10 million. Each person can only press the button once. And we can prove that any press of the button causes no detectable increase in pain."

Part 2/2 of a 7-panel SMBC comic update. The woman concludes "by your logic, NOTHING IMMORAL has happened! There must be some quantum threshold for sinning, and below that, it’s open season!" God asks in return "have you been reading Derek Parfit again?" to which the woman responds "it’s the handbook for tactical villainy!" The next panel cuts to later, where God is talking to an angel. The angel asks "another flood then, Lord?" God specifies "yeah, but have each angel deliver a single drop."

The funny part is every action in your life turns SOME torture dial!

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Sure seems like a successful product

This is worth a read if, like me, you're utterly fascinated with the current battle royal between The Pope and The President.

“From the liver to the brie,” one sign read.

“Globalise the insalata,” read another.

“Well played,” said one police officer.

Well played indeed Queenslanders.