Here for the return of ancient places of worship to the Catholic Church.

The arrest of HRH Prince Andrew has been a uniting event in this country. The improved mood of the nation is palpable.

Perhaps arrests of Royals should be a regular occasion. My vote would be for Kate Middleton and her husband next and then, maybe, Parker-Bowles

“The sole purpose of the monarchy is to preserve the monarchy.”

Possibly more “Give me a biscuit! Give me all the biscuits! I want his biscuit!”

3 plus George’s licence is revoked for the behaviour that led to the incident

😢

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Watching #SevenDials and wondering why no one has suspected Claudia Winkleman

My theory is that even the script writer don’t know whodunnit. The producers are in the midst of wage and contract negotiations with the cast and are holding the potential of guilt and a long custodial sentence and a potential new voice on release over them as they seek tighter deals

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With a bloody wine bottle?

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At this point, everyone is a suspect. Where were you on New Year’s Eve?

Wasn’t Shula recently in Ambridge? We never actually heard her but, surely, she must be a prime suspect.

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The detective’s state of knowledge of all the goings on of all of Ambridge’s residents so soon after the event, points to her being a fairly dedicated listener to #TheArchers

Wow. So much to look forward to.

So when she ditches George, will Amber make a play for Brad?

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Glad to have got you hooked

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Here’s one for you T. Much quicker but still fun

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Superb and true

Can Rosie herd cows?

Why did Godwin and all his sons bar Harold speak with cockney accents while Harold spoke RP?

Well played Martin

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Not helpful to George and the Chaplain right now, but if George thinks everyone in Ambridge dislikes him, he should take a look at the posts on here.😲 #TheArchers

She’s the local GP. In my book that means she is serving her community full time.

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I did wonder why Vince hasn’t resolved this.

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I’m just waiting for Joy’s ever developing backstory to reveal that she is the favourite daughter/sister of the kingpin of organised crime in the north east and for her father/brother to send his henchmen down to rescue the Bull.

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Also a way of disposing of bodies. Pop two in a coffin, send to the crematorium, no one is the wiser.

I can’t help thinking that Brad is onto something with Amber’s change of appearance.

Is it conceivable that Amber is trans?

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It’s looking as though losing to Flamengo was a stroke of strategic genius

#Chelsea #CFC

She may be running a racket supplying chocolate cookies to minors.

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“Press upgrade to watch like you’re in the stadium”.

Hit the button and you get drenched and then electrocuted

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I suspect that he is so deeply undercover that he has started a relationship with one of the targets and got her pregnant. His dilemma will be whether to come clean and abandon his child or ditch Fallon and remain a father