Luckily for OKC, they don't need him until the conference finals.

I still can't believe the Spurs couldn't beat David Roddy.

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—

AOC: Wah wah wah.

We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no.

What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

Detroit mashing the play better adjustment

It would be great if officials stopped rewarding Marcus Smart for being a grifting asshole.

Is anyone outside of OKC excited about how these 2 teams have played?

Whenever we get around to eating the billionaires, Peter Thiel will taste disgusting, but I will definitely be going back for seconds.

That miserable asshole is going to live to be 143 years old and never retire from the court.

Unless I can sit in a kiddie pool full of cheese and eat that burger, it's not enough cheese.

He probably burned down your childhood home after making sweet, sweet love to your mom.

They should let Durant shoot more.

Airport? They are using the same bus Cleveland used in Major League for travel.

Every part of that offense that isn't Kevin Durant makes me want to stab myself in the eye.

The whole point of owning a pro sports team is that you have so much money that it doesn't matter and you can have childlike fun. Assholes like this guy could never wrap their heads around that.

I know 1 billionaire. He lives in Florida 6 months and 1 day a year for tax reasons. Psychos.

Nobody makes a billion by being cool. You almost have to be a narcissist.

And anyone who made billions doing sub prime auto loans should be punched in the dick and stuffed in a locker. Repeatedly.

I generally like Q, but there is no good explanation for pulling Lynch for Schreiber in that scenario. Also no good explanation for taking out Jensen and Cags for Thomas and Diaz to get a pinch runner in. He overthought that shit.

And they're only down 4. I can't believe there is an actual playoff game where a 43 year old is the best player on the court by a mile.

Everyone in OKC has to be laughing their asses off watching this game.

OKC somehow got a lottery pick and a double bye to the conference finals in the last few weeks without having played a meaningful minute of basketball.

This feels like a play in game. OKC is going to be doing a bunch of live scrimmages to stay sharp for the conference finals.

Also, the Spurs who played in that game should be embarrassed that they couldn't beat Roddy and Curtis Jones.

Denver should've found 5 guys worse than Roddy and Curtis Jones to play against the Spurs in that last game

I tend to agree with this, but I also feel like the Hawks and the Wolves are the only teams that have a realistic chance to pull a 1st rd upset if NY and Denver fuck it up.

*Rockets/Lakers doesn't count in this anymore as that whole thing is going to be a rock fight shit show.

We need it because most of the 1st rd series do not look great. The 2nd rd looks like it's going to be amazing, though.

Yeah, but they generally play really fun basketball.

Also, what did Kalkbrenner do? And how did you leave Bridges off the unlikable list?

It's just fucking weird giving preference to one injury or situation over another. Nobody thinks Ant load managed his way under 65 games and that's all the stupid rule was trying to stop.

They can fire Z today and I'm fine with that.

That's fair, but it's silly to say someone sucks as a coach because they couldn't play. There seems to be almost no correlation between playing ability and coaching ability.

Did they give Luka the waiver?

The vast majority of coaches in all pro sports were relatively shitty players. Coaching and playing are completely different skill sets.

If Vinnie and Salvy were just kind of bad instead of Melendez bad, this wouldn't look so dire.