Let’s analyse Mason’s latest glib headline👇🏼
“Smiles of a survivor as Starmer attempts his latest reset”
“Survivor”- says been close to being ousted numerous times❌
“Attempts”- it may work/may not❌
“Latest reset”- it’s a regular event❌
Paid £270K a year to be impartial, but works for right wing❗️😡
That’s not “fog of war.” That’s one small sunk boat overflown by close surveillance, with survivors visibly hanging on to wreckage.
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
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Wow
It's great that reporting on the double tap has spotlighted the abject criminality of this Administration.
But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.
The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
I'm not sure he's going to make it, folks. Eyes are closed
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
"Admiral Bradley".
Funny, right up until yesterday, not one member of the Trump administration ever brought this name up. The minute "war crimes" are.. alleged 🙄, his name is on the lips of Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth and Karoline Leavett constantly.
Yeah we are all fooled. 🙄
As many expected, the truth is finally coming out, they were just fishermen. The family of the Colombian man killed in the Sept. 15 U.S. military strike in the Caribbean Sea has now filed a formal complaint with the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights, alleging
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."
In a sane world: “He would praise the Constitution, respect the rule of law, seek justice, cherish fundamental rights and strengthen education. He would use every day…to make lives better—because he understands that’s the only real reason to take the job.”
www.americaamerica.news/p/in-a-sane-...
Every day there are multiple instances of blatant corruption. Our government policy is for sale to the highest bidder and every bad actor in the world knows it. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/w...
The question is did a sitting president have a political liability assassinated while in federal custody.
THAT IS THE QUESTION!!!
And I think we all kinda know he did.
Good to see: @repyassansari.bsky.social tells me she expects 50 Republicans to vote to release Epstein files (agreeing w/MTG). Dems also want to bring in heads of financial institutions on Epstein transactions.
"The dam is breaking," Ansari says. Listen to her here:
newrepublic.com/article/2031...
From one vocal powerhouse to another the torch was passed! ❤️🔥❤️🔥 #kellyclarkson #caroleking #whereyoulead #throwback
BREAKING: Twenty-four survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s crimes have issued an emotional and urgent appeal to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives, demanding that Congress vote to release the long-awaited Epstein files. meidasnews.com/news/survivo...
The Historical Situation Room. JFK-created in 1961 to handle “The Cuban Missile Crisis’. Obama-used in the operation of getting Osama Bin Ladin in 2011. Trump- How can we keep my involvement in Epstein’s sex trafficking files hidden 2025.
Most Americans agree we need to get money out of politics. If that takes a constitutional amendment, then that's what we have to do. And if that's going to take years, then it's all the more reason to begin pushing now.
If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
Mark Wolf
Mark Wolf, a federal judge appointed by Reagan, is resigning after 40 years on the bench.
In an essay published by The Atlantic this week, he wrote, “The White House’s assault on the rule of law is so deeply disturbing to me that I feel compelled to speak out. Silence, for me, is now intolerable.”
A purple flower stretches upward, growing from a crack in the sidewalk concrete
Like a stubborn bloom
Living in cracks of concrete
You cannot kill hope.
#poetry #Haiku
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If child sexual abuse and an Epstein link can turn a prince into a former prince, it can turn a president into a former president. Release the Epstein files. @crustnews
Rep. Tran: Peter and Esther are retired, and their health insurance costs are overwhelming. Next year, their costs are going up to over $21,000. nstead of joining us to fix this crisis, the Republican majority has demanded more cuts. Every American deserves better than this.
"Everything's going to come out to the public. The public has a right to know." That was Pam Bondi in March on the Epstein files. Wanna guess why she now thinks the public doesn't have a right to know?
Correct. He, and they, can't help themselves.
