Wait a minute I thought you said you were going to relax in Oregon today!

This is not taking the sights at the Tillamook Cheese Factory!

"Who is your daddy and what does he do... He watches you sleeeeeeeep" broke me

This is the good shit.

A horrible move, guaranteed to lose customers?

The answer, as always, is that Philz Coffee was purchased by private equity. Clowns with money are still clowns. This isn't a business model so much as it's emulating a locust and stripping the place for parts.

Also makes "run the government like a business" seem dumber than ever. Is this your invisible hand of the market?

THANK YOU, I wondered if it was Onion-related

A very stocky Exmoor Horn ram.

Happy 8th anniversary to the tweet that changed us forever. Look at this absolute unit.

A description you can hear perfectly in your head, thanks to Mel Blanc.

Had a moment of panic when the "Find My Devices" app was trying to convince me that I left my earpods in Colorado.

Turns out they were ten feet away, on my desk. Just about 900+ miles difference! Weird.

These tea names are amazing, love @fridaytea.com so much.

I swear there was an article that I read ages ago that wanted to make "Tell it to Linda Lavin!" a catchphrase and this would have been a great illustration to go with it.

I can report a similar situation between Dougs and Gregs.

At the present moment I am not interested in anything politically beyond the destruction of the Republican Party as a viable political force. If we don't break the back of the conservative movement nothing else really matters. Whatever good shit you want to do won't happen.

Fun fact: the Iowa flag has "Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain" emblazoned on it.

They should probably change that based on what the place is like now.

Snoopy is dancing while wearing a leather jacket, surrounded by the text "starting tomorrow, everything is going to be OKAY! they JUST announced it" esnupi

esnupi

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Scientific American Frontiers is also a possibility

Precedented times? Precedented times tonight, my queen?

Tom King’s Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow is the basis for the next movie and wow, is it impressive.

Guess we are swapping out Comet for Lobo, but is Streaky too much to ask for? Maybe a stinger at the end.

I've said it before, I will say it again: I will never understand why we didn't arrest him on January 6th, and just allowed him to walk around afterwards.

Maybe I’ll take some time today to reread Schlosser’s Command and Control: The Damascus Incident and the Illusion of Nuclear Safety.

You know, as a distraction.

Get in losers, we're doing 'Cuban Missile Crisis Minus The Missiles and The Crisis' because of one demented pedophile nobody will kick in the nuts

Yeah, it's April!

You know the old saying... January showers bring February showers bring March showers bring April showers bring May showers bring June showers...

Text from IBM presentation in 1975. Block letters in a rainbow gradient spell out: BOLDER IS ONLINE

I used to use some of these photos from Square America as desktop photos.

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those horrible we like tha moon guys. i’m really dating myself with this one

my whole feed today

A crew of arborists have been cutting down dead trees on the block behind us all day. So much chainsawing.

Are you here for the Festival, friend?

Happiest of birthdays to the genius who gave us Weird Duck Time!!

We could have Works Progress Administration v2 or taxing billionaires (why not both?) But nooooo, it's some discount on a tax that nobody will remember in a day.

Lots of people like to compare AI to asbestos, but maybe it's actually more like radium.

Time for the return of this gem, I see.