People fear becoming to famous while pigs fear becoming to fat.

I wish someone would invent a technology that let you forget you watched a certain movie or a certain series so you could watch them again for the first time.

Trump: we’ll have a healthcare plan in two weeks.

Trump: I’m going to wipe out a civilization… in two weeks.

Trump: I’m pausing terrify for two weeks.

That’s what trump will forever be known for—BEING TO WEAK.

Oracle, where employees are hired to build their replacement.

Also, I’m now following more national parks on TikTok than people.

Weird. That’s exactly what my shoulder devil whispers.

Is it possible chocolate is the manna the Bible speaks of?

George W Bush said that America would not distinguish between the terrorist who attacked on 911 and those who protect them.

It should be the same for the Epstein pedos and those that are protecting them.

THEY’RE PEDOS BY PROXY AND DEED!

Erika Kirk breaks silence on Druski’s viral skit! #erikakirk #druski #fyp #xyzabc #loaftube TikTok video by Beauty gossip

Ha,ha! Druski vs Erika Kirk. He killed it.

I can name Five Guys and their burgers and fries.

Maybe that's why they wear the masks. They're not instructed to, they're just required to sport a hitler stache and use the masks to hide it. Seems legit.

Hmm. Not sure I could name one. My brother used to listen to them though.

Why not Dire Not-so-straight?

We should start a betting pool and bet on which of Trump's appointees will go to prison after he's out of office.

My bingo card is on Tom Holman, Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, and Pete Hegseth.

I don't know what his reason for joining was, but in the beginning, the Oath Keepers weren't a White Nationalist group. I have a black friend upstairs in my apartment building who used to be a member, and he often remarks that he can't believe it became what it is today.

He’s “fixed” it alright, just not for the majority of us.

Those aren't fanatics. They're goofy-brained imbeciles.

After Trump passes away, I wonder if the gov will have to pass a law to stop people from pissing on his grave?

They'd make excellent meat shields though.

Girl: Abortion is about a woman's body. Guys shouldn't have an opinion 'cause it doesn't concern you.

Guy: "Do you think the holocaust was bad?"

Girl: "Yes."

Guy: "So you have an opinion on something doesn't concern you?"

One is intra-personal issue. The other is a society-level issue.

Yep. I just left it at public servants because of the character limit.

Liberal: Let's do something about these mass shootings.

Conservative: It's the transgenders doing. Last few were transgender.

Liberal: The 10K before weren't.

Conservative: You don't know how many weren't.

Liberal: You don't know how many were.

Black People: That's a white person problem.

Not even for a KitKat Bar?

Hegseth killed a fisherman.
Hegseth killed a school.
Hegseth killed a fifth of Jack
He thinks war crimes make him cool.

He plays with Uncle's toys
starting wars he cannot win.
A tin-pot toy soldier
We'll imprison in the end.

I'm hiding my bi-focals, my bi-cycle, and my bi-gotry.

Why does he keep talking like we've won this war? We haven't and probably won't. And if I'm not mistaken, it wasn't Iran being at war with Us from 47 years. It was Us being in conflict with them.

We instigated every hostile act save for a few hijackings they did.

Don't know, but he looks like he should be on a list somewhere.

This time Elle is in competition to become a judge.

Looks like one of those demon sculptures they carve out of stone and put on the outside of cathedrals to scare off evil spirits, a modern day gargoyle.

Looks like they're bringing back the Dukes of Hazzard.

No. You can't TELL him what to do, but it is super easy to manipulate him or tricking him into do it.