forgot i had this account ✌️😋✌️

i have a new short out through malarkey books' HELLARKEY II 👻

on my way to drain your girl dry

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soooo bleak

have you explored THE CITY BEYOND DREAMS ? 📒 ⬇️

www.amazon.com/City-Beyond-...

words of a gay man in Gaza who lost his beloved

you didn't like blackberry??

bluesky is a place where you can post stuff like "does anyone else think that the YPG slaps af?" in 2023

best friends?

AI is fun now

my followers' display names are like:
- super normal guy
- nice and normal
- Normal Man
- i'm normal now
- ashley (normal)

babes you are following me. i hate to be the bearer of bad news but. no wait i love to be the bearer of bad news

every paragraph gets better

the concept is tent minister

he's like the og beautiful twink though

do you "love women" or do you objectify any vaguely human-shaped being with fake eyelashes and a lace front

i will do everything in my power to make every group chat i am in a dog haters chat

i don't draw but i needed to depict the rusted king i keep seeing in my dreams

i have never felt FOMO. i have only experienced JOMO - the joy of missing out. the irish goodbye. the raw thrill of getting back to your apartment by 11 pm. "oh sorry, i have plans that night!" the plans: to placidly stare at the wall

🤍 my favorite amerikan

did you see me taco bell posting and order taco bell lmao

started writing a joking complaint about taco bell eliminating menu items and realized how much of an amerikan i sounded like that i made myself go do wind sprints to make up for it

the absence of locked accounts here will more or less necessitate the consolidation of my priv and public accounts. which means the world can finally see how many times a day i tell people to die

learning so many cool new terms by reading elizabethan plays

the closest i feel to a God is when i cook. if i could draw my ego would be large enough to block out the sun

scrolling through the bsky discover tab

posse of psychic treasure hunters: DIESEL we need you to take a bunch of cold and flu medicines and go into the vortex. you're our only hope of recovering the artefact

me (grizzled but wistful): cold and flu meds...feh...im retired...i gave that up years ago

Yay ❤️ Pale horse reveals omen

they call me the roach of la roche

very interesting types of maladapted freaks on this website. a rogue's gallery. i'm just here to let loose the opinions that make the hot girls left on twitter get mad at me