Erstbissen?

Ya casi volvemos al tipo de cambio de los 90s

Believe me, Trump absolutely calls Jenner "Bruce" when out of earshot, this was absolutely predictable

Will the upcoming antitrust litigation from alternate app store #Aptoide pause the app signature shenanigans coming to #Android next September? I personally hope so! reuters.com/legal/litigation/g…

Slight correction: it was #ILCA 's fault this time
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Rapper whose most famous song is literally called "Romantic Homicide" found guilty of... well, you should already know what: newsletter.tf/d4vd-album-relea… #D4vd

Good luck taking your distance of the lunacy with so much exposure, having to hear that man all day every day is a high cognitohazard risk

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President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

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Our world is "Mondelez International has sunsetted the Oreos brand to fully pivot to making age-verification-enabled child-seeking drones. Fuck you." for all eternity.

Y habiendo literalmente matado de congojón al papa anterior a ese, además

(Video) ¡Baño de cerveza! Camión pierde carga al girar en rotonda de San Sebastián: Así quedó la calle | CR Hoy Gran cantidad de botellas de cerveza se quebraron al caer de un camión de la Cervecería de Costa Rica que transitaba este miércoles por el sector de la rotonda de San Sebastián.

🎵Desde el cielo cayeron caguamas🎵 crhoy.com/nacionales/video-ban…

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Literal God-tier mansplaining here, with a dash of hubris to bind it better: J.D. Vance (who, let's remember, most probably made the last Pope die of pure cringe) said the current Pope should be careful when talking about matters of theology! people.com/jd-vance-heckled-sa…

Statement by President von der Leyen with Executive Vice-President Virkkunen on the digital age verification app Good morning,\nLast autumn, at the State of the Union address, I committed to making the online world safer for our children. We know that digital technology can give children incredible opportunities.

If this #AgeAttestation app is fully #OpenSource, can we expect this to land on #FDroid and work on a de-Googled device? Also, could it be eventually ported to desktop devices?
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Or even give it a 60 FPS patch for PS5, I can assure you I'd buy me a Pro solely for it

Three options from the picture above: Hiromu Takemura, Atsushi Miyagi, or Taeko Sugawara.

I mean, at least they didn't turn it into "en****ification" while they were at it

"So, Sony, what about making a patch for #Bloodborne to boost that cinematic frame rate to modern standards?"
"Bloodborne? Cinematic? Ah sure, let's release a movie out of the game! 24 FPS it was, right?"
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A producer in 1946 talking about a Norma Jeane:

Plot twist: she's as straight as they come

Mother of runaway sentences, who's frustrated here, the wife or the company?

Not like I intend to consume it, but, are there any JAVs focused on mechanophilia now that we talk about the topic?

✅ Red (the vest)
✅ Cross (executed in one)
✅ Worker (a wood-worker, back in the day)

Runcat does run into a paradox - if the CPU usage is so high that rendering gets laggy, wouldn't Runcat be fastest when the CPU runs *below* 100%?

So what he "shot" to the man was just an ingredient to a tisane for his dad, got it

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.

And of course, the frame rate will drop from 30 to 24

I used to trim that back when each character counted for the Twitter's 140-character limit. And I still do of course