me: yknow i fw this white sweater with a black vest overtop. it's cute

inner voice: it makes you look like a bank teller

me: that's why it's cute

inner voice, trying to give me culture-specific dysphoria: Bro looks like the tailor from Fiddler On The Roof 😂😂😂

me, fucking with that: bro does...

fuck you

shut up

conservative readings: can be read as glorifying the nuclear family, with ripley, hicks, newt and bishop representing an idealized nuclear family and the xenomorphs representing a selfish, cruel family that has to steal from others to survive; can be read as anti-immigrant

like for example i rewatched Aliens (1986) recently with my gf and we both noticed how the film can very much be read as both a feminist movie and a conservative movie, a leftist
/socialist movie but also as a right-libertarian movie.

i always roll my eyes when people say shit like "media literacy is dead" because those same people often lack media literacy and tend to forget that there are multiple ways to read a piece of media and assume that people who don't share their views are just stupid

just took a bunch of selfies anyone who wants to see my work fit can hmu and see if i have the aforementioned levels of futch swag

coworker caught me saying "i got sooo much futch swag" out loud because i'm sleep deprived

"i'm glad you could make it to rebecca's funeral, Ellen Ripl-"

you have a fixation with polish history because you have a victim complex. i have a fixation with polish history because i'm jewish. we are not the same

the state of israel should not exist under halacha, so being an anti-zionist is actually the pro-jewish move

hellenic neopagan: SKSKSKS ashley u HAVE to see this tarot reading i got from apollo, hes telling me to - BREAK UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND MOVE TO IRELAND AS A FOLK HEALER??? HUH??

norse neopagan: ah, finally, my dungeons and dragons themed polycule only contains aryans. may it stay that way.

NO I DO NOT WANT TO DATE SOMEONE IN WEST VIRGINIA

I LIVE IN OHIO

jumpscared by people i actually know

trying to use taimi

wtf is this UI

why do i gotta pay to use so much of this

*puts an erectile dysfunction spell on you*

i think it is you who will be sexually frustrated

asking cuz i want to be less sexual but simultaneously want to post a thirst trap in this instant

is it possible to send a skeet and only have it up temporarily and have it delete automatically

i love my voice when i speak english but hate it when i speak any other language because

i speak in like, an androgynous voice with a stereotypically USamerican accent because the city i live in is literally the blueprint for the standard accent. it's literally the news anchor accent

ive found lately that im ok with presenting my gender any way as long as i am perceived as a woman, and im leaning more into masculinity lately. i would say i identify as futch rn. the masculine side of me makes me feel really confident and charming

im presenting andro today. will see how this experiment goes

8 panel #furryhatersigma comic kid says to man "hey fred, gimme a remake of a 90s classic with extra skill trees" to which fred says: "sir" before being interrupted by the kid then saying: "and hold the tank controls." fred then continues saying: "this is a pizza shop." the kid apologizes and states: "sorry for that but anyways let me get a pepperoni pie." fred then talks to someone else and says: "alright, one pepperoni pie for this gentleman right here." to which the chef then says: "coming right up!"

My car friend talking about one they like 🤝 My local expert hired to ensure my safety while navigating the dangers of the pharaoh's tomb

Dodge Viper

image depicts a transmasc deer named Shiloh in an unbuttoned shirt + bikini and unbuckle pants holding a bloodied knife walking through the woods. he is also a demon possessing a deer corpse as he is depicted in the image eating ambiguous flesh, peaking through the woods, and being a monstrous entity behind the two drawings.

Shiloh deer
(he/him) 🦌🏳️‍⚧️🩸

scary androgynous white girl

i invented puppygirls and i also invented princessgirls because these concepts both crossed my mind before they were big...i am the original princess

i'm the knight but i'm a 5'6 futch with attachment issues so i'm also the princess