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Posts by Court Ordered Best Friend

It’s the 3D one, and I don’t have the glasses.

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Final destination 4, believe it or not- kind of boring.

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“Agent Schreck (played by Roger Guenveur Smith) is an FBI agent in the 2000 horror film
Final Destination who investigates Alex
Browning following the Flight 180 explosion.
Alongside Agent Weine, Schreck acts as an antagonist, suspicious that Alex caused the survivors' deaths.”
#TrueCinema

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I accidentally scared a woodchuck that was near the front of my house today. It tried to run away from me by running at me, coming within an inch or two of my feet, going under Danny’s car, banging its head on the underside of the car and then into the woods.

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I used to think Final Destination movies would be stressful to watch, but these things are hilarious.

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Are there a lot Steve Brule mispronunciations in this or am I having a stroke?

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I do work near The Picklr

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I’m not really sure how this happened, but today it dawned on me that my only way of connecting with people outside of playing music is either via a gym or video games. I think that’s amazingly depressing.

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Dollman | Official Trailer | Tim Thomerson | Jackie Earle Haley | Kamala Lopez
Dollman | Official Trailer | Tim Thomerson | Jackie Earle Haley | Kamala Lopez YouTube video by Full Moon Features

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My dentist dropped the water suction tool on my face today. Of the things a dentist could have dropped on my face, this was one of the better things. It’s light and has no sharp edges, but a string of floss would have been ideal #glassHalfFullLyfe

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Love on Delivery (1994) [Vinegar Syndrome Archive Blu-ray Promo Trailer]
Love on Delivery (1994) [Vinegar Syndrome Archive Blu-ray Promo Trailer] YouTube video by Vinegar Syndrome

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I bought chapstick for the first time in my life today. Is this what getting old feels like?

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Sold my eurorack case tonight. The buyer asked why I got out. I said GAS (Get Another Synth) syndrome, and it was keeping me from making music. He said he has that problem and how this case was a stop gap for another similar/newer case to arrive. This was the closest I’ve felt to being a drug dealer

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Perfect Hair reformed to open for Codeine in ‘23, and since Steven wasn’t with us, we thought about joke alternative names. One was Phizer, styled like this.

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I’m waiting for the FBI to say they’ve arrested the leader of Anti-Gua and posting this photo.

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Goblin grool, if you like.

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My new favorite past time is doing a bad Tony Soprano impression and convince people to swap from gobagool (sic) to goblin meat.

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Every once in a while I catch a whiff of Internet gym culture, and today it was the term “victim weight”. I think it just means you weigh less than 200 lbs. but like in an unnecessarily intense way.

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A three night stay at a hospital almost costs as much as a gal bladder removal surgery. Pretty cool. Pretty… cool.

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Psycho cop returns could have just been this scene.

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I’m not sure what I was expecting from the Dread Zeppelin documentary. It was a Paul Blart situation where the idea of it existing is funny, but watching it makes it less funny.

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Many Urkels to you on this Wet Day Eve! 💦

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I saw the Arnold version of Running Man, and I have to say, the first stalker, Professor Sub-Zero, has way too much going on.

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And the news, but you already knew that. It’s unrealistic to expect just because “year go up by 1” that things can reset and be better than the past, but sometimes I just wish the weight of 2025 rolls into 26 and I wish it would just fuck off.

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2026 so far:
-4th wedding anniversary, with X-mas colds
-worked 1 day and felt burned out
-spent 6 hrs at an ER with my wife because she was having gut pain that, as we later found out, was due to gallstones
-emergency gallbladder removal scheduled for Sunday
-continue cancer treatment on Monday.

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People who use frame rate upscaling on TVs are psychopaths.

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Tonight!

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My New Year’s resolution is definitely for a healthy new year, but a very close 2nd to that is to never hear the “We are Charlie Kirk” song ever again.

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My day today:
Drops car off for a tire change.
“You should change out your brake fluid”
sure why not.
“Your battery needs to be replaced” okay, it’s been 5 years. Makes sense.
“You have 1 mm of depth on your brake pads”
eff.
“Your brake caliper broke”
god damn it.
“That’ll be $1400”

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