Its simple: you post AI, I send the goetia after you

Actually, everything is a psyop 💅🏽

Its friday the 13th, so hopefully I can get a good deal on a "Baby On Board" sticker tramp stamp

All of the places already listed are really good. Id also throw Banditos into the lot. I say go with whichever is closest to where you're staying and you shouldn't have any issues

Can someone please teach straight men how to find pants that fit right

a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me

Me 20 minutes into Pillion

I was worried there for a second that we wouldn't have enough innocent blood to oil the gears of the eternal suffering machine

Its crazy how aggressive chaos magick barrels back into your life after you've put up your wizards hat. Turns out once you open that door, you can never close or ignore it

I appreciate when a movie needle drops "California Love" to let me, the viewer, know we are now in California

When you think of a banger post but forget by the time you get bluesky open

Made it another year without seeing a single football 💪🏽

Ive never been the biggest fan of the Persona series (just not my type of game), but I am really enjoying Persona Q 2 on 3DS

Rereading Luda by Grant Morrison because, like Lucy, Im an aged out queen with a gripe

A month ago My brother accused me of listening to "shrimp music," and I stilk havent emotionally recovered

I just saw this the other night. Fuckin ripped 💪🏽💪🏽⚔️⚔️

You can basically leave a hotdog anywhere, legally speaking

I can definitely see that. Conundrum will always be my favorite album by them because of how tight the riffs are, but they really branched out into more of their Genesis influence for this one, and I can really appreciate their bravery

It's a very bold album. I was surprised it was only 5 tracks long. That opener was a fantastic ride

New Hallas record rips

Ive got less than 200 pages of God Emperor of Dune left, and idk if im ready to finish this book just yet

Life would be easier if I were born a Muppet

A Buddy Guy tribute artist named Friend Pal

Ask Jeeves never would have hoarded your data. He wasn't built like that

"Get in the needlepoint, Shinji"

Never heard of yall, but this popped up on my feed and decided to check yall out. Love your stuff! Got yourselves a new fan

Legally, no one can stop you from establishing communion with the spirit of the spider matriarch and pleading for her to send her sisters into the homes of those whom deserve a visit

"We ask that the operators of the baby crushing machine PLEASE TURN IT OFF. No one should be crushing babies, nor should they been trying to make a larger version of it!"

We all should start canceling subscription services. Like, imagine how great it would be if we got everyone to cancel as make services they could on the same day