you party rocked too close to the sun

They activate the same part of my brain that lights up when seeing a gross bug.

Post from some embattled influencer that breaks through to the mainstream:

Would I let my child eat lint? What a great question. We are already starting Tyran on blanket fuzz and have found a lint-friendly pediatrician. Our bright boy often asks for the “big lint” he sees Mommy and Daddy eating.

lets go around the table and apologize to me

I didn’t ask to have my entire body filled with spider eggs. No point complaining, I suppose.

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(dejectedly, mournfully) dirty soda in the styrofoam....

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(tiny pinecone falls on my head mid sentence and knocks me unconscious)

(in the crowd giving Diplo strength during his set) come on Diplo... You got this

Honey, check this out! This man’s penis is exquisite.

I wish my dads dick had fallen off inside my mom

If you have to take antibiotics its good to tongue kiss many healthy people and do cunnilingus on them to replenish your microbiome by taking theirs