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This answer is designed to kowtow to Trump and his devastating proposed cuts to NASA. It's baloney. NASA barely has enough money to do anything, and the cuts would wipe out entire missions.

He should say it's a tiny slice of the fed budget, has a huge ROI, and funding should actually be increased.

Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit

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The staggering scale of economic damage Trump's insane wars have cost and will continue to cost are absolutely insane.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

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discovery is gonna be funny as hell, i hope we get to see some videos of the fbi director blacked out singing karaoke

If elected President, I also plan to correct the Pope on matters of theology, in a way that makes it gradually clear I've mixed up Catholicism with Klingon spirituality. Then I'll invite him to the White House and present him with a copy of the Paq'batlh, bound in human skin.

free speech is when you're free to shut up and sit there while i give a speech

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“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

when i am elected President, i promise to start screaming, one-sided fights with the Pope much more often, but for very different reasons

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

This whole thread is really worth reading, RE: the election in Hungary.

i wish they’d just tell us what route the president’s motorcade is going to take this afternoon. i promise i’m not planning any crimes i just need to know if traffic is gonna be real bad near the costco.

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excommunicate jd vance. place washington dc under interdict. the whole diocese of arlington, too, for good measure - that’s where half the supreme court goes to mass.

We love to see book banners eat shit electorally

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

By the way, I just want to remind you that until we are shown otherwise, this is effectively the Republican agenda.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was allowing 10 trans athletes to play college sports, which has a total of 500,000 athletes.

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