I’m dealing with this very poorly 🫩

I had something funny I was gonna say about me running out of meds and I kept forgetting and atp I feel like I have to hit “post” bc giving up after this many attempts would feel like… shameful

also did not expect the "look at your pee" commercial

is it just me or does the super bowl not feel very super bowl-y this year

I wish I didn't deal with being sad/overwhelmed by isolating, idk why I can't just rewire my brain to cheer up by socializing? I always feel like such a dick when I just disapear

I will say tho, these shop owners LOVE chucking My Melody merch into orders?? Like the packing video will be like “this is Amy’s order! She likes miffy, pochacco, and blue” and somehow we end up with like 3 My Melody notebooks, a wallet, and 5,000 mini mirrors 💔

I’ve rediscovered my love of mystery scoop ASMR like “let’s pack a 6 scoop order—“ BITCH IM SAT

my birthday isn’t until August but when it is I’m 100% gifting myself one of those stupid Sanrio lucky scoop boxes

I’d be that unhinged unemployed friend that streams some shit like 失われた英雄 at 5am but capitalism is a thing so fuck everything I guess.

its been awhile... HI ALT ACCOUNTTTTT

Strangest thing I ever did was predict major plot points two episodes into the season 😮‍💨💯🔥

When my friends invite me to their trip to bare back mountain but we get there and there’s a big sign saying “scare Zach mountain” and I get really freaked out

The silly 🌽

Erm, the “creamer” ask you to “shake well” before “pouring” 🤨🤨🤨

YEEaaAAAA BOYYYY

it's diabetes awareness month! i wish I wasn't aware!

Me when I hit that sick 6-7 wocky slush guap ulty on the enemy BBL butt jungler 😻😼😮‍💨💯🔥💨

This did not happen 😭😭

Please Gen G… please absolutely fuck KT so I get my points

Alr so I’m 3 for 4… we shall see if I’m 4 for 5

Night #4… I’m 2/3 so far and istg I can’t flop again I want free in-game shit

Well I won’t find out until tomorrow bc we’re not even done with game 4/5 and it’s “””bedtime””” 🫩

Night #3… can we keep the bracket guessing streak going? 🥸

I’m 2/2 so far for my bracket based exclusively on vibes, the girl math is mathing 🧠

Dude the new ban system for worlds is sending me like wtf are some of these team comps and why do they work 😭

MESSY !!

I called my new pizza enterprise big Allen poe and people said it was fucked up since he’s dead and all but little Caesar’s literally exists

my haul