“I hope this email finds you before I do”

My pet conspiracy theory is every website and app intentionally make it easy to misclick advertisements

Blueskys technical issues are not trending on Bluesky due to technical issues

Bluesky’s technical issues aren’t trending on Bluesky because of the technical issues

The Pitt but it’s my job and it’s me putting the wrong juice in a can 100 times every day and then crying

Cartoon of man exasperatedly throwing his hands up and saying "I guess"

Millions of lapsed Catholics realizing that they have become realigned with the Pope against their will

I don’t know what mogging is and I will never let myself learn more about it

The idea that Vance has any ideas at all is so funny the dude is hillbilly worm tongue

Hollywood is doomed I just made a high quality movie with chatGPT in 10 minutes

*posts a 4 second long video of jingling keys*

Calling it now season 3 of the Pitt will take place on Christmas

Ah, you think No Kings is going to accomplish anything? It's nothing compared to my approach of never being around other people for any reason

if nothing else, there is something to be said for spending time outside in the sun with thousands of people who share your anger at the state of things

It’s good, but feels sudden and unresolved. I understand why folks aren’t gonna love this one but I think it will be seen more favorably in the future.

We need to bring back the ideal of masculinity focused on quiet self-sacrifice for the sake of others. Alpha shit is for losers. Be a man and humbly forgo the shit you want for years so you can provide for your family, you indulgent little wuss

Adding old spice deodorant to my daughters triple paste to make quadruple paste

But I’m going for gasps

I work well under pressure but the pressure has to be self inflicted or else I don’t work well at all

I can’t believe they’re letting their one user have till June to say goodbye to nobody

Slainte

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Burrito with soup in it

I literally just got a real ID and it was rejected multiple times during my work trip. What was fuck is the point

CHAINSAW MAN CHAPTER WAS A FAKE OUT RIGHT?

RIGHT???

The TV was cold so they moved it next to the radiator

getting ready to break out the DOW 20,000 hat

My daughter is in her “uh oh” and “bye bye” era

Having kids rocks imho

I love bats so much