You rotten swine!

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Lord of the Rings really cocked up by having Elrond announce "You shall be The Fellowship of the Ring!" at the halfway stage. Amateurs!

Now all I can think of is "What a lovely macaroon"

A steak burger sandwich, consisting of lettuce, tomato, burger, bacon, cheese and three onion rings stacked between a bread roll

Good to see that mystery-investigating dogs are being catered for!

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How about one of the best kid's TV presenters, Dave Benson Phillips?

A spirit level

I suppose having been in one long-running iconic SF show, he's in no hurry to be in another? Maybe the next time we head to Gallifrey he can be another incarnation of Rassilon.

Forgot about Sir Patrick as well!

Bugger, Margaret Tyzack hasn't been in Who

I, Claudius

Just saw a post on the other place which suggested one of the reasons the Harry Potter films sucked was because they missed out 80% of the Quidditch matches. I wonder if @rifftrax.com would agree?

Doctor Who Goes Dogging!

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Lost my streak yesterday so this was a nice restart.

It just reminds me of the old Billy Connolly routine - "Did Jesus play for Tottenham Hotspur, Daddy?"

And a dozen Clangers in the middle!

Yes! One of them should've put on a creepy voice, said something like "Remember, these foolish humans must believe we are the real crew!" then carried on in a normal voice as if nothing had happened.

It's whoever gets the seat at the wall I feel sorry for, as they'll have the responsibility of handing out the toilet paper.

I presume it was easier to replace the whole soundtrack rather than cutting around non-dialogue sounds, but the decision to make the Dalek movement sound like a knackered old food mixer is an interesting one!

This has made my day, especially seeing Peter Purves' reaction to the finds. Very well done to all.

After our own research we can now exclusively reveal that henceforth the first Dalek serial shall be known as "David, here's that sci-fi shit you wanted. Love, Terry"

It reminds me of the joke from (I think) The Completely Useless Encyclopedia which went something like: Who fans have debated for years over the names of the early stories, with research uncovering earlier and earlier documents with working titles to show what the serials were known as at the time.

Bloke I know is called The Dog, so his son, as he's The Dog Junior, is nicknamed Pup.

I would have been all-in for this British Columbo remake!

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Arseholes!

A company who have spent the last hundred years obsessively (and extremely litigiously) looking after their IP are just going to open it up for anyone to do whatever the fuck they want with it, just because generative AI is the "new" thing? Absolute madness.

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a man with long hair and a mustache is saying hello Alt: Inigo Montoya, a character from the movie "The Princess Bride", is saying hello

Six fingers, you say?

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At least you'll get a laugh when the bike falls off a beam and the rider crushes his knackers!