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Posts by matte jones
i'm sure it's a fine game i'm just like. alright i could live.
i agree that we're all going to draw a line in different places and it's difficult to hold other people accountable to it. but i also don't feel compelled to make excuses to play, and let's be clear: Metal Slug Tactics
the funny thing about this particular moral dilemma is it has been, in my experience, very easy not to play any recent SNK games
the sound it made when hitting the block button on this one youtu.be/9t9pDnG0SeM
You can actually see the moment Ed Miliband thinks, what's the point burning through whatever political credibility I've got left energetically defending a man who's going to be gone in a matter of weeks.
banana too. what the hell.
it's kinda fucking weird an orange got its own wrapper
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tim apple stepping down on the same day as tim onion stepping up is beautiful
Maybe just a sip won't hurt too bad
DARK SOULS FONT:
FROGS GAYED
There's a war on for your mind.
theonion.info
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Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
all human jedi are descended from bassists
when i was bumping Incredibad in my friend Nathan's car on the way to the pub i was only 2 years older than Natalie's Rap is now
has anyone ever responded to The Hulk's "you wouldn't like me when i'm angry" by being like... i already don't like you now mate.
yearnful for the days where you could tweet "i love frogs and toads / so come and form a line at the zoo yeah baby" and get on letterman
you won't know when you've done it! you'll just suddenly realise the knot in your stomach from not writing anything is getting in the way of the peace you've more than earned. the solution is not success! it's recognising your worth without it much sooner!
people have given this enough feedback so i want to talk about something else that, if you’re lucky, happens eventually: you will still feel an insatiable desire to prove your worth with productivity and achievement well past the point where you've already done it.
the ending being "they were right they just shouldn't have bothered" is very silly
this kind of chat is literally in the unabomber manifesto
partner has been imagining a version of Pragmata where Diana isn’t remotely humanoid and is just like the robots we have now. Hugh trying to chat and she's just like "unexpected item in bagging area"
get on up
when you're down
£1600 PCM [BILLS NOT INC]
i have been trying to tell Dale this for four years
something i really want to demystify about the experience reporting BAFTA is yeah you get to do the red carpet: still had to get the tube home and go to the supermarket afterward. still needed to put the washing in. still haven't done my dishes yet.
north london girlies are getting up at 12:30 and getting an iced coffee from the cafe nero in stratford station