Posts by Abby
Why is Robert Pollard doing all of that
Picture of a mosh pit
I am healthy I am whole but I have poor impulse control
youtu.be/V0jE7PxiuCM?...
I hardly use this shit anymore but 1. The gay hockey show is ruining my life and 2. Bleeds by Wednesday is my AOTY
My husband was detained by ICE today
Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away
I have had zero contact or updates since
#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
Met someone yesterday who, instead of Bad Bunny, earnestly believed that the halftime show should be E-40 instead
Cal Raleigh looks like he lives in a cabbage patch
Two brides gazing at each other lovingly outside with a tree in the background; the shorter bride on the right has short hair, the taller bride on the left has long hair
I got gay married!
Did she bite me to let me know she was done? Yes
My cat Yoshi sitting next to me on the couch
Polite yet expectantly jumps up to stare at me so I stop what I’m doing and pet her. Sweet beautiful creature 🥲
I broke my ass
My friend Luc just said that kidney stones are a “human making a pearl”
Yes…. Bitch
Ever been forced to listen to the wet slapping sounds your heart makes? Humbling
(to the tune of Cha Cha Slide) “Everybody clap your cheeks!” - same little girl
Even her parents were dying
Twinly shenanigans with @toadpost.bsky.social !!!!!
Hello?
This trip was actually made possible thanks to a cancer organization called Young Adult Survivors United. They paid for our hotel & Broadway tickets. I was so happy to get to go somewhere I love with my fiancée not long after I finished treatment ❤️
The Presidential Medal of Freedom but for meal prepping
Meme of me laying in a hospital bed with a bunch of sensors strapped to my chest with a speech bubble that says “I lived bitch”
I’ve basically been going into SVT episodes randomly over the last ~3 years (heartrate goes from between 220 and 250), I cannot control it or stop it, and neither my PCP or the cardiology office he sent me to know why. Had a scary one this week and feeling very
I’ve got the Oscar Fever
Save me, mid-afternoon Coke Zero
did the doctor from arrested development write this
In tears thinking about the pregnant beaver in Chicago
I’m kind of a mack at dog bites
Baseball happens this month. Here is me screaming until I almost threw up game 5 of the ALDS
Pistachio latte with oat milk
A selfie of me but it’s just the top half of my face. I’m wearing grey square glasses and have bangs