I love the paw in the cushion 🥰

Oh my goodness.
Cute level: ninja

Yassss 🙌🏻
Cute level: expert

Bloobs, show me something cute

🥰

#Satchmo

Red and black. This is a picture of me wearing a black dress, red cardigan and black stockings with red welts. The dress is too revealing to wear in an office when your boobs are as big as mine - but fine for working from home.

Red or black. Red & black.

#IDsPhotos

Things that are better than an alarm clock at waking you up.

Part One.

Falling down the stairs.

#Ouch

His and Hers

*winks forever

Mine is black….😮

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Got my renewed (non-EU) passport.

Don’t mind me, just drowning in my workload 😭

HIS PINK NOSE THOUGH 😭

#LittleTinyDickhead

Did you survive??

Unfortunately our prince and princess won’t go in the garden. It’s a Shiba thing. Pintsize and Teeny Mobster wouldn’t either. They will genuinely just hold it in until they go out. So we *have* to go out.

It’s a problem in heatwaves 🙄😃

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Looking forward to the dog walk this morning

Was exactly what I thought when I read it 😃

A photo of me in my office, my boy dog curled up on the armchair behind me. I am leaning in from the side with a smile on my face. Because who doesn’t smile when they think of their pets?

I suppose if I do have to work on a Saturday having big dog (relatively speaking) on the armchair behind me makes it slightly better

#Satchmo

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Hey gorgeous. How are you?!

It’s not me. It’s the rules.

Still makes me smile lots.

Oh my goodness!! 🥰🥰🥰

Pic 1 is of my two dogs. One is looking at me as I take the picture. The other is looking intently to her right.

And on her right is my cat. Surveying from the safety of his watchtower

Hey Beans! Whatchu looking at?

Looks left

Oh

#Beans
#Satchmo
#LittleTinyDickhead

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Bluesky going to work over on Twitter

Haha. I love this! 🤣

Ffs. Coordination even 🙄

My cleavage. I am wearing a maroon top and black waistcoat. I’m holding my smoothie which matches my top. The lid of the cup is black so matches my waistcoat. Colour coordination perfection!

Colour cooperations with your smoothie is important.

Good morning from my little tiny dickhead 🥰

😃

I do have Apple AirPods. Trust me I use that function often 😂

However this wasn’t one of my AirPods. The back up buds while my Pods are charging.

Just spent 10 minutes looking for my earbud which fell out. I heard it hit a hard surface and it’s obviously pinged somewhere.

Gone for all eternity.

Or until one of the dogs finds and destroys it. Obviously.

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I am “have to put my reading glasses on just to peel a garlic clove” years old.