The real “red rug” treatment.

I’ve been watching #zeroday, and the way they manipulate sound is so freaking unsettling. My ear pressure is reminiscent of driving through the Rockies. 🤣

I just got home from doing this very thing.

I have a little suction cup sign on my car window that says “calm your tits”

Today I did a collaborative family fun night at the oldest church in town in coordination with the school and the nonprofit that runs after school and summer programming.

Parked right in front. With the sign.

Sigh.

I would seriously buy a Titpunch just for the name.

Orphan blood may or may not be a deal breaker. It’s a pretty great name.

Agreed. I just watch people double down.

If only I were still self employed! I do plan on making some that I’ll distribute for free, but I’m certainly not reopening the factory. 🤣 I’ll drop a link when they’re ready, but I’m petitioning for a county seat, so that takes precedence at the moment! ❤️

I worked in my local democrat office every week for three months prior to the election arguing these same points. 🤷 I’m trying to figure out the key to reach people while sticking my neck on the chopping block by running for office as a democrat in a red county.

Ooooo creepy

(I’ve lived in the trumper trenches for 17 years. There were years where I never talked politics because everyone but me was a Republican. I feel like an undercover agent 🤣)

I also just remembered the liberals four years ago arguing that gas prices have nothing to do with the president.

While I don’t disagree that trump is partially to blame, there are a ton of other factors that are also to blame.

Infographics that don’t condescend.

I remember the trumpers doing it with Biden stickers on gas pumps in their usual effort to own the libs. 🤣 I took them down with 🙄

I’d love to see people dropping cards with the actual reasons prices are high in simple language with cute illustrations.

Yes trump sucks but people are misinformed.

I’ve been studying religion for the past three decades, and the thing that constantly baffles me is how people can misinterpret something in their holy book in completely opposite ways.

Human interpretation is always involved in any religious practice.

Please do show up and voice your concerns! It might do you good to hear what other people are experiencing.

I can’t blame him. That blanket cries out to rub your face in it.

And duct tape as we know it is not actually tape they use on actual ducts.

🤯

People come cause they’re forced to, but we stay cause you’re so cute and fluffy. 😘

I feel so vindicated knowing there’s a scientific study proving my theory that microwaved coffee is hot ass.

Ahhh the dream. 😍

I work as an act of resistance. “Want me to stop buying gay books? Fine. That’s all I’ll buy from here forward. World’s gayest library collection.” 🤣

Fuck!

He loves you so much ❤️ he’s gotta make sure you don’t disappear.

I gave my kid a kazoo once. I still regret it.

…. Um. Ok?

a man is making a funny face and saying it 's very dark . Alt: a man is making a funny face and saying it 's very dark .

Damn.

I went to the town hall with my state assemblyman, and he tried to convince the room that taxing the billionaires wouldn’t be a drop in the bucket. 🙄

Maybe you’ve discovered a thing about bad suits. 🤔🤔

Ahhh gotcha.