Make it stop‼️

There is a mocking bird in the tree beside my deck singing to beat the band. Dude, I get it. It’s spring. But for globs sakes, STFU already and let a man take a nap on his deck.

A CRIME against humanity. A travesty and an assault on all that is decent and good.

Took the Big T out for a long ride around the county today. I’ve owned dozens of motorcycles over the years and I think it is absolutely awesome that I own two of my favorites at the same time.

True personal restraint is not eating all the chips and salsa before your giant burrito comes out. Like I just did.

Wouldn’t it be awesome if, when trump is in prison, the only media he was allowed to have was BlueSky

Same bro, same.

I got my little E out yesterday. My Thunderbird goes later today. Pay no attention to the yard.

What a lovely old bird. Brings back some fond memories.

Oh dark nectar. Answer my call.

You mean like a three year old that is grumpy and in need of a nap. Yeah, I hear ya.

Ok, I literally laughed out loud and scared Gary.

Picture of a Royal Enfield Classic Bobber in a yard in need of weeding

Taking the Little E out for lunch today. The Big T just seemed like overkill for a 20 mile round trip. Then home to finish the Glob forsaken yard work. Lunch is going to be long.

Today’s word you never get to use:
Aeipathy: An enduring and consuming passion.
In a sentence: The man’s love of motorcycles was an aeipathy that lasted a lifetime.

As much as I love motorcycles, I never seem to keep one very long. Always looking for the next one. Well, now it’s two.

Your generosity is only surpassed by your beauty.

Is it me? Maybe it’s me! Awww, it’s not me. 😕
Well you look good, I guess.

He doesn’t have enough intelligence to know when his diaper needs changing. Just saying.

Fallout 4 home displaying all PowerSuits and special clothing/armor

Fallout 4 home on top of Red Rocket gas station. Made to look like a ship.

I like playing immersive RPG games and building homes. Fallout 4, Skyrim, etc. I’m not really a completionist either but most of the time I hit 95%. But. If there are things you can collect and display in your pretend home. I’m getting all of that shit. Every last one…

Today’s word you never get to use:
Fugacious: Lasting very briefly, fleeting.
In a sentence: While speaking with a pompous wordsmith, I was wishing the fugacious encounter could conclude even quicker.

Ok, that one stings a little. Who comes up with this crap!
(looks in mirror) You Did This!!

They would most assuredly be My Hero!

Today’s word you never get to use:
Galoot: A foolish or awkward person.
In a sentence: Yosemite Sam, “Say yer prayers ya long eared galoot.”

Um yeah, still watching Saturday morning cartoons. It’s therapeutic I tell ya.

Gary fell asleep while watching the news. How in the heck is he going to keep abreast of current affairs?

This is powerful and heartbreaking. Why? Why did this have to happen?

I’m thinking that someone needs to “George Washington” these fuckers in charge of America right now.

My 35 year old daughter moved back home in a few months back.
You must be lonely. Do you wish to adopt? Please!

I was murdered by the Moon just last week.
I got better.

I would miss you doll. I’m just some straight old dude, but I care for you.

I just rewatched this a few weeks back. This and Samurai Champloo are my favorites.

Dammit, beat me to it

Today’s word you never get to use:
Querencia: A place where one feels at home, or draws their strength.
In a sentence: The realization that my querencia was no longer where I lived was heartbreaking.

I am trying to sell my house so I can move to my home. I am retired and need to go home to family.