Moved my office furniture around yesterday so my whole life is about to change

Doug Ford sounding a little shaky up there and I love that for him

élégance

A grey and white tuxedo cat and a smaller white cat with dilute calico markings staring down from the top of a kitchen cabinet

Good morning

What time ru gna be home Where is the iorn I need tocfix my shirt

Do I get extras if I’m under 5’

I think doing dishes doesn’t really require any cats but Soufflé disagrees

Cats love to get involved in activities that require zero cats

good news: its friday

bad news: everything else

Sorry sorry trying to delete

Building a little habit of doing some yoga in the evening instead of doomscrolling and I am sorry to report that it is extremely beneficial

Made a cup of tea without a tea bag, new flavour of hot disappointment water

A small white cat standing on an under cabinet mounted microwave. She has no idea what she’s doing.

Good morning

100% humidity is great I love my big hair

Oh my god

A quick tip for cleaning up your inbox is select all and delete

Proud of my progress

What time do we have to leave Im having diharea

May as well make this a thread

Working on my loud sneezes

Especially if you have to poo

Can I come home after lunch because the last 2 periods is just an assembly And i have to poo

Paying for my teenager’s phone so he can text me things like this every day

Do I have to put the spider in my chest

I have to quit my job because there’s a spider above my desk

Can’t sleep with all these bees in my chest

Logging on after a busy morning and,

Every year I carefully plan calendar dates and camping sites and every year, EVERY YEAR I mess it up, how

Had my heart broken by a book again

A small white cat with calico markings exploring the back yard. She is wearing a black “escape proof” (tbd) harness and looking up at yellow forsythia blooms

Good morning

Robins will absolutely not tolerate anyone sleeping past 5am

Opening LinkedIn to see which are the girly jobs for manly men in 2026