Life hack: get yourself a cohost who's astronomically cool.

not on here

I'm being pilloried for my very correct grammatico-aesthetic judgments.

NNC News article that says, Students at an Oklahoma high school crown their principal prom king after after he stopped a potential school sh00ter

nooo you guys

One hand (not pictured) is actually totally catless. Now that you mention it, that's a real opportunity for increasing overall cat.

Close-up of a sleeping kitten held up by my hand. Another is visible in the background.

POV you're not going to get any work done today

me at a table with one kitten up high in my arms and another on my lap

rate my setup

HB, Rochelle!

lol

the picture of Dorian actually multiple colors...

your move, BarillAI

Finally, a pasta sauce company that meets my need for a device designed to record family conversations around the table and save them for all time.

they keep sending delay notices about my package and I think it may be lodged in the hormuz

good joke bk

Divine command error theorist. God could have made all that stuff true but didn't.

some tech bro hears that people in Mesopotamia "invented zero" but misinterprets

This is wise.

(just because I have to say it, I *am* aware that the use of 0 as a number is from India and what the Sumerians had was a placeholder)

some tech bro hears that people in Mesopotamia "invented zero" but misinterprets

raw and wriggling!

in hot of the curry out honor of the ballad of davey crockett

It's just like me fr

Selfie of a woman with brown hair, green eyes, and a tiny fish earring. It's me.

tiny fish earring

They're all named Nick so the original thing works too.

"What's hot even when it's cold and chili even when it's warm?"

"What's sometimes red and sometimes green, and sometimes here but always leaves?"

I've been enjoying stumping my 6yo with riddles that say their own answer.

👏

good job, moss!

Empiricist: let the data speak for itself
The Data: uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy