Awesome. Lets give Obama another peace prize.

just had an extremely cursed thought. what if elder millennials are just unleaded gen x

Uh oh. Did the wrong answer machine break bluesky again?

"Talks in Pakistan have not failed yet, but JD Vance is on the way."

Reply hazy try again later.

We don't Kirk shame here.

Needs "Bankrupt"

Ooh! Ooh! Do Matthew 6:5!

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the temples and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full."

An illustration of my OC, Egg the Trans Raccoon (a blue, pink & white raccoon with a trans-flag-striped tail) laying down and looking at a small flower. They’re also wearing a flower crown in the colors of a trans flag. The illustration is soft and it says “grow into your best self” over Egg.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️🌸

[ #tdov #cuteart #trans ]

Ruh roh

Wife: Honey can you put my coffee in the microwave? It's gone cold.

Me: *Is a good husband and does so*

Me: *Returns significantly less significantly warmer coffee to wife*

Wife: Thanks honey you're the best.

The perfect crime.

They're using famous women to spin AI as a feminist issue because their previous attempts to use children and people with disabilities as human shields failed.

Status of Hormuz hazy, try again later.

Hormuz is open. But just a crack so the oil futures can peek out.

Thank you for calling Schroedinger logistics, Hormuz is both open and closed.

Hormuz is closed. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance, or you're eliminated

Amphibian? Or are we dancer?

just heard someone refer to a regular bicycle as an “acoustic bike”

Big events like no kings are fantastic, multitudes of small events keep that momentum going. The people honking their horns want to be part of that, but maybe can't do it safely. (I am GIANT bearded white dude so I have privilage to burn and can do a lot relatively safely) so them seeing us matters.

(My area is nowhere near where anybody is directly in conflict with ICE or anything, that is a completely different matter and not a place I have any input on)

I want protests to be as cheerful and inviting as possible. I want to make the barrier to getting off the couch and joining us as minimal as possible. I want bystanders to see calmness and safety. I want them to see a party, and they are invited.

So, my thing with using humor and not engaging counter protesters is I figure the zealots for or against are already here, the fors being the protesters holding signs and flags etc., the againsts being the hecklers shouting profanities as they drive by. One side is not going to convert the other

The straight of Hormuz is open, quick everybody fill out your ballots for the Chilis Mega Margarita and appetizer sampler platter peace prize.

What’s your favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only)

May God bless him and keep him (as far away from me as possible.)

me trying to refresh bluesky this morning:

Wow! They are gorgeous!

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

My back of the envelope guide to real world ethics in technology is anything they did in Cyberpunk 2077, don't.

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

That roll of Solder bumming around in my toolbox. (~2001?-Current) Radio Shack was a better general than Lee ever was.

Me, without the frog costume, smiling in front of a gigantic "Let history show we resisted." sign at a honk and wave protest on an overpass amongst other signs. I am holding a "Fight ignorance not immigrants" sign.

For the record.