Maybe I’m back

Ahead of this Phillies-Mets series, I’d just like to update everyone that this year we’re not gonna be shocked and confused when a Phillies account is hating on the Mets

ONLY WINLESS TEAM IN 2025

Good morning! The Braves have yet to win a game in 2025!

FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR

I love Bryce’s capris

South Jersey Phillies fans rise

She’s good!! She’s down for nap and we’ve had a great Sunday together 🥰

I forgot to get a picture of the rub but pastrami is in motion.

Oh shit it’s half past beer o’clock

Final.

We are on our way. Sláinte.

Breakfast of champions on this fine St. Patrick’s Day

GET UP EVERYONE SHE IS HANDSOME SHE IS PRETTY SHE IS THE BELLE OF BELFAST CITY

Jalen Hurts after this year’s free agency

Yes, bestie?

My two month old just received her first vaccines today!! Get your children vaccinated!

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Always going down

Just made myself a bowl of eggs, pork roll and grits. Get into it.

I had regressed a bit I’m not sure why but I’m sure baseball season will help me stay put!

It’s your time to shine Bluesky

Life is worth liviiiiiiiing

Looks like a good day for a pint on the patio, lads

I miss him everyday fr

a few jobs ago, my POS boss wrote a return to office email where he advocated that this was what was needed because when you WFH "you miss out on that spontaneous water cooler conversation that could spark your next idea". sure bud. polite chit chat about the weekend or todays lunch is HUGE inspo

My baby, while incredibly beautiful, is losing her hair so she currently looks like this in a way

All she knows is ball!

SHE ALSO STANS AFTER MIDNIGHT SHE IS MYYYYY GIRL

Just confirmed my baby is soothed by Chappell Roan’s Red Wine Supernova