"I have to work today. I'm making a blueprint. It's not blue. I'm going to call it a white print." -Z

Me, "Do you ever get tired of being so cute?"

Z, "Yes, I've been tired of it since I was born. There's more inside of me, but the cute is blocking it."

"Mom, will you help me? I'm building a time machine. I need a squeaking duck." -Z

"I'm not letting any avocado go to waste, so I must eat the last one, too." -Z

"I'm not even heading to college, I'm just going to start building a rocket." -Z

My kids looking for a toy.
Me, gesturing to their pile of toys, "Maybe it's in this mess."
T, "It isn't a mess! It's art."

My 9 year old drew this "Butt-erfly"

Make this go viral!

Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.

Things I never had to say to my kids before I had Z, "You can't just eat broccoli, you have to try the rest of your food before you can have seconds of broccoli."

"Who doesn't like waking up a to a perfect fanfare?" -Z

"If you had a time machine you might mess up the universe." -T

"You mean the fabric of time?!" -Z

T: "I have a sweet tooth."
Z: "I have a spaghetti tooth."

"I like the feeling I get when I buy something. It's like a treat for my brain." -Z

Luke holds up the three stickers you’ll recieve 1) a glitter morel 2) a holographic turkey tail 3) a vinyl orange mycena

Holographic turkey tail stickers! You’ll get one of these!

Sparkly morel stickers! You’ll get one of these!

Vinyl Orange mycena stickers! You’ll get one of these, too!

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A cooling rack covered in triangular fruit filled cookies

My favorite thing about this time of year is seeing everyone's hamantaschen fails. As such I'm almost disappointed with how many of mine stayed closed! Please show me yours!

#vegan #hamantaschen

Putting on yoga pants in front of someone is the most intimate experience two people can have together.

A team of volunteer archivists has recreated the Centers for Disease Control website exactly as it was the day DonOLD tRump was inaugurated. The site, called RestoredCDC.org, went live Tuesday and is currently being hosted in Europe.
www.404media.co/archivists-r...

Watters: You are trying to impress people that no one cares about. That’s what wrong with the Democrats. They are always trying to be popular with the wrong crowd like… women

…okay, who did this? and what’s your beverage of choice, because you should drink for free for the rest of your life

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fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals.

The pro-life party: This is an outrage!

RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio.

The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!

A Study of Mint Plants. A Device to Stop Bleeding. This Is the Scientific Research Ted Cruz Calls “Woke.” The senator flagged thousands of National Science Foundation grants for using words like “female” and “diversify.” A ProPublica analysis found numerous examples of projects caught up in his crude meth...

Ted Cruz said he’d found $2 billion in “woke” science grants, but his team used keyword searches that flagged things out of context, like a grant to develop a device to treat severe bleeding that mentioned “victims” and “trauma.”

www.propublica.org/article/ted-...

What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize?

I think we have a winner.

ANYWAY, did you know there's an extension you can put on Chrome that will connect with your local library system and when you go look at a book, say on AMZ, it will tell you if that book exists in the library system and if it's available?

It's literally called Library Extension.

I’m sorry but I feel compelled to share this with you.

When you describe the actual agenda of the Republican Party to ordinary people—like this kind of comical reverse Robin Hoodism—time & time again researchers find that they simply will not believe you. They cannot fathom anyone could be this cartoonishly evil.

my superpower for predicting things? paying attention to what people with power say and do