Passport bros? Ohhhhhhhh, you mean misogynistic pedophiles

Hey, I'm totally normal. I shit one leg at a time just like everybody else

Me every 3 months: huh, I think I have a touch of the 'tism

it's time they start doing fan service for the rest of us

Gotta be honest that I'd only be interested in this movie if the Thor and Steve reunion is a hardcore fuck scene with gaping and mutual creampies

Hell yeah!!!!!

chatgpt told me that honey is bee cum

Crossing my fingers that oxygen is one of those substances

Oh that's why bluesky is dog shit

my grumpy middle aged take tonight is that I think people take way too big of a bite when eating

iykyk

Is the baby scene gonna be a puppet?

the only way I'm getting on that train is if Rowling is tied to the tracks

Selfie of me sans makeup in a black western snap shirt and tank top

5 weeks out from FFS 2.0 and my face is finally starting to get some shape back to it. I kinda feel like the lip lift fucked up my nose but I'll need to wait a bit longer to see if it's from the swelling

This is just a standard day of being a trans woman in a public facing job

I'm in a women's Employee Resource Group and the number of times they say "female" is astounding. It's like I'm stuck in a room full of Ferengi

Oh absolutely. I live in a desirable area so I pay a premium for that but there's a grocery store 2 blocks away, bus stop is 50 feet from my apt and gets me to work in 15 min, my doctor's office is a 10 min walk.

I'm here in Portland, OR. My rent for a 1 bedroom with in unit w/d is $1680. That's nearly half my take home. Yeah I could find a slightly cheaper place but then I'd need to buy a car which negates any would-be savings.

What a masterful lesbian fit

Lolololololol sucks to suck

It's true for me. I'm fairly loyal to my employer because the pay is decent, the benefits are phenomenal, and we're unionized. I'm a bad tran though cuz I actively remind myself to not work too hard

A tuxedo cat sitting on my lap intently watching our crow neighbors

Pretending like she's gonna bag a crow twice her size

Gray tabby cat laying mostly covered by a green furry blanket and resting his face a purple blanket with white unicorn print

Gray tabby cat mostly covered by a green furry blanket with his face buried in a purple blanket with white unicorn print

How it started and how it's going

Thinking back to the pussy surgeon who looked at my shmeat and told me we have plenty of material to work with and my only response was a meek "thanks?"

We buried my grandma in this tv. I remember her screaming "please, stop, I'm still alive," as we shoveled in the last bit of earth. We finally got a new tv afterwards. Good times

Fuck no!

"Trump is using foreign made bullets to murder citizens. It's a slap in the face to Every American bullet maker"

You in like 3 months probably

Yes! Not every movie needs to be 2+ hours long. Give me something in a tight 90

JOHN BROWN I, JOHN BROWN, AM NOW QUITE CERTAIN THAT THE CRIMES OF THIS GUILTY LAND WILL NEVER BE PURGED AWAY BUT WITH BLOOD. I HAD, AS I NOW THINK VAINLY, FLATTERED MYSELF THAT WITHOUT VERY MUCH BLOODSHED IT MIGHT BE DONE.

every confederate should have been hanged and/or shot.

every plantation should have been given to the freedmen who had been enslaved upon it.

the only way to deal with a culture of slavers is to obliterate it.

I know right. I'm afraid it's terminal