stylistically impaired

transphobe who isn't over her ex: saw my biological partner yesterday

genuinely at a loss for words that someone who perfectly fits the niche target demo of this tweet, on a site i never post on, found it in the first 10 minutes of it's existence

ehhh, et bien, *ahem* alors, es-ce qu'il y a des femmes dans le trentaine ici...?

"estrogen made me less funny" jokes are overdone bores reliant on tired misogynistic tropes that say nothing. they cant even garner a smile from the lowest common denominator. vapid. empty

i became less funny when i started learning French. also a trope, but with an in-your-heart undeniable truth..

that's your post don't wear it out

i mean. milf is ,,, ahaha,,, puppy doesn't want to be presumptuous,,, mplk is fine. ...or w. mplwfse works too.

you use social media,,,?

alive.

i love my girlfriends - the one who is dating me and the one who is not

i need to obtain a flower crown and some bracelets and the like....

bought this awesome fit and im sooo ready for it to be summer when i can start dressing like this....

californians....

read a satirical Onion article about Elon Musk mandating federal employees to give him revenge porn of them to enforce compliance,

realized while reading that ive technically made a sex tape. didn't really click that that qualified as a sex tape but no yeah. i guess it is. and i dont own it. weird!

this is from last month i haven't posted a red text in forever...

is vaush on this site

>year of the snake
*Putting on my top hat*

>US has crisis and sorely needs oil
*twirling my moustache*

>RFK Jr. confirmed health secretary
*pulling out my wagon full of elixirs*

business has never looked better....

no one knows what it's like .. to be the small dog...

who's getting tall-mogged...

by her dog wife.......

and no one knows what it's like .. to be puppy....

to need uppies....

(pitching the polcyule again) y'know, worlds greatest puppy actually had 3 heads

getting high praise

some days i look into the mirror and wonder, behind the lies...

anyway this is my cat Guinevere

current [animal]-girl kiss count is actually only 1 that is insane

Gazelle girls..... like deer girls but they are,,, different. I do not know if we can kiss yet, will report back with findings

learning gifs aren't very functional on here

when you become the nightmare... nothing ever stays in tune....

your sister is down there.... while you're still trapped up on the moon

you're stuck on the fucking moon

and in Celestia's light... I will plot my rise.... i will avenge my plight... I'll bring eternal night........

and when you look into the faith girlcel, the faith girlcel may just look back