A green backyard with a pond in the back and a silver maple in the foreground

A pug and a Boston terrier sit on a beige couch

A small jumping spider looks into the camera

A game of “priorities” in progress on a bar top

Spent the weekend with my family in Ohio. Ready to head back to Chicago later today but I do always miss this place at least a little

On the way to O’Hare for a weekend in Ohio with family. Wish me luck!

Oh hell yeah big lizard go boom

A shirtless man in floral print mesh shorts taking a selfie in a mirror

Work from home outfit today

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I would like to send a hearty fuck you to everyone who voted for this man. Miss me with the “I didn’t know he was crazy and would hurt so many people.”

Yes, you did. It’s why you voted for him. His appeal is the pain he inflicts on people you don’t like. Fuck you.

This Post is going around but this is ***not*** from Artemis II. I repeat, this is ****not**** from Artemis II.

Mario galaxy movie is certainly full of lights and sounds

I’m going to see the Mario Galaxy movie tonight. Fully expect it to be bad (so is the first one!) but I will love it either way.

And it’s all done!

Purple “Demon” Sauce. Kinda tastes like a less flavorful honey mustard. The Huntr/x sauce was pretty good. Had a bit of spice too it

The Huntr/x nugget meal from McDonald’s

Don’t mind me, just a 40 year old man having the Huntr/x Nugget meal from McDonald’s for lunch

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

One of my resolutions this year was to run 5km for the first time. Well, after 10-ish weeks (I started late) I finally did it! And with a pretty good finish time I think

A cross-stitch circle frame that reads “The whole hallway smells like cum”

Starting a project for a friend’s birthday present. Not bad for a first time

Final Fantasy 2 ✅

It’s one thing to have thoughts and feelings on your own it’s another to be in a room of queer people watching a very good queer comedian say them into a microphone

A sign for the Vic theater under which the marquee sign reads “Margaret Cho: Choligarchy.”

Happy birthday Queen

9 weeks of a 10 week couch to 5k and I managed to run for 30 minutes straight (for the first time!) and got to 4.7km. So close!

Between these reveals and the 1,000 clips they’ve released this whole movie will be online before it’s even in theaters

I have reached the point in my running journey that I feel good after. Need to think on this.

Last day with the company I’ve worked at for nearly 8 years was today. New job starts Monday. I’m excited for what’s coming and sad for what’s behind me but in the meantime I’m going to enjoy my 5 day weekend

Just finished my 10th book of the year “Shadow of the Gods,” by John Gwynne. A really fun and action packed read, especially fun if you’re into Viking and Nord mythology.

Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day!

Can we stay undressed for a while first?

Happy Mario Day! Mario has been my favorite character since I was 3 years old. I celebrated his day by purchasing a ticket to the new movie for opening weekend. I can’t wait!

I like the green the best

Yay