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Watching City as of late

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In -The Onion

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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Free the juice

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

Shit parents said in IEP meetings today: “I’m really proud of you! Oh wait, TikTok said I’m not supposed to say that and that it’s more important that you’re proud of yourself. But I’m also proud of you.”

10/10 no notes.

This will be a series now.

The dawgs

#TheBoys mock Elon Musk becoming head of the Department of Government Efficiency

“Vought is proud to announce Deep as the head of a newly formed agency: the Department of Preserving Earth (DOPE). In this role he’ll work closely with his best friend Homelander to make our oceans a little more Super”

The James Webb Space Telescope's Near-Infrared Camera (NIRCam) captured this striking image of Arp 142, a pair of interacting galaxies. Their close encounter has distorted their shapes and triggered a burst of star formation. A bridge of gas and dust stretches between the two galaxies, showcasing the violent and dynamic nature of galactic interactions.

Space penguin.
This is Arp 142, two interacting galaxies NGC 2936 and NGC 2937.
Processed by c.claude.
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The planet Uranus on a black background. The planet appears blue with a large, white patch taking up the right half. The patch is whitest at the centre, then fades into blue as it expands from right to left. A thin outline of Uranus is also white. Around the planet is a system of nested rings. The outermost ring is the brightest while the innermost ring is the faintest. Unlike Saturn’s horizontal rings, the rings of Uranus are vertical and so they appear to surround the planet in an oval shape. There are 9 blueish white dots scattered around the rings.

High resolution image of a planet 3 billion km away and its rings.
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪

Taylor Swift - Out Of The Woods (Taylor's Version) (Lyric Video) YouTube video by TaylorSwiftVEVO

are we out of the woods yet? are we in the clear yet?

if Bluesky is a lil slow for you, hang tight! there were some networking issues on the U.S. east coast affecting Bluesky and other apps, but looks like they're resolving now. 💙

A two-panel Simpsons meme Top panel: Bart says "This is the stupidest day in America" Bottom panel: Homer cheerfully tells Bart "The stupidest day in America so far"

Advanced memework

Fuck.

First thing I see when I open the app “bald”

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.

LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
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