A fluffy black terrier-esque dog is lying on a wooden patio in a sunny spot

moz is solar charging

I Survived. it was generally ok except the way she interacts with my stepdad is absolutely brutal. imagine the most condescending person you know fulfilling every “nagging wife” stereotype with malice. he needs to leave her fr

amended version: how to talk about hockey when all you know is soccer for some reason (h/t to @v-greyson.bsky.social for reminding me)

at least I haven’t seen anyone say it’s played on a “pitch.“ YET

also the captain’s armband. No!!!!!

I’ve also seen “kit” (sweater/jersey) and “transfer” (trade) a decent amount

if it helps, I pretty much felt pressure/discomfort from like week 20 onwards. there’s a lot of stuff in there and gravity is real!! it’s just not comfortable!!

I realize this gave everyone false hope but I haven’t actually quit yet. But I do know HOW to quit now. Trying to figure out how to get another job or at least, like, a semblance of an idea of another job before I walk.

no YOU stress-ate an entire chocolate bunny from the clearance isle, me, I would never

ugh!!!!!

does John Ringo mean nothing to these people

archiveofourown.org/works/77745891 I think!!!

archiveofourown.org/works/77745891 found it!!!

extremely relatable and also god so frustrating

🔪

the one really good piece of advice my last (generally mid) therapist gave me was, “if you feel like your options are ‘kill yourself’ or ‘quit your job,’ you have to quit your job.” so anyway I started this Monday morning by emailing HR to ask how the resignation process works

well anyway now I’m haunted by a narrative where, after the club when he takes Rose home, in a fit of desperation to stay hard with her, Shane uses TriMix and then his hard-on won’t go away and he panics and texts Ilya and they have just the absolute most guilty needy wrenching goodawful sex ever

each and every day

Shane does/doesn’t have an ED discourse too frequently is being conducted by people who have never seen the gym bros on bodybuilding forums inventing the shrimp colors of eating disorders

hey could someone get ahold of past me and just find out what the fuck she was thinking

oh also. did I mention. That my mom’s coming to stay with me. For a week. Starting next Saturday

I gotta. I gotta get out of here man (she said, doing absolutely nothing to get out of there)

chat is it an anxiety disorder if your overwhelming sense of dread is validated by bad shit actually happening at random and unpredictable intervals, thereby providing intermittent reinforcement and further ingraining the anxiety response

me: nothing bad happened with these three close-in-time major filings, I made it to the weekend unscathed

the other shoe: lol bitch you thought

they don’t experience shame I’m pretty sure. not about how they treat associates anyway

I would like to be dropped down a well

my firstborn, Courtyard Marriott

I billed 10.3 hours today and I wasn’t crying for any of em

real strong vibes of a phone tree telling you to Just Go To The Website when you have already been to the website and the website cannot do the thing

they moved us from network drives onto Teams and it’s not going well. today I emailed IT to say, please add this person to the Teams Team, I do not have permission to do so.

them: Just ask the site owner

motherfuckers, I AM the site owner!!!! and my permissions are clearly disabled!!!