Sure gas is over $4/gallon, housing and utility costs have more than doubled for the same usage, groceries as a whole are 2-3x more expensive, there's medication shortages and skyrocketing healthcare costs, but at least your shitty relative can be as bigoted as they want now!
My chances of fighting a grocery store employee every day are low, but never zero
Thanks to @bofosho.bsky.social every time a song goes into a key change I mentally add in "you dumb motherfuckers want a key change?!"
Few things have less authority and adherence than grocery store backroom signs.
So we watched Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales this weekend (I fell asleep before the end) and the biggest thing bothering me-
Why do they keep calling Not Kiera a witch for... making star charts? Last I checked, PIRATES and THE BRITISH NAVY would have used star charts to navigate???
That's kind of his brand, really. If you can't own it, destroy it.
Overheard at Walmart: "Yeah my dad would refuse to get (a vasectomy) because he was worried there would be an earthquake in the middle of it and the doctor would cut it off!"
People really will cling to fear instead of educating themselves.
"Every safety rule and regulation is written in blood". They are there to protect people. Shouldn't that be more important than letting companies do whatever they want?
What I find is that the clowns usually don't adjust their headlights to not blast my retinas with miniature suns at night. I'm also pretty short and drive a small sedan (Ford fusion) so of course all these massive SUVs and trucks hit me right in the eyes whether they're positioned correctly or not.
We can have a little menty b, as a treat
And now Flyleaf. Did they find my Winamp???
Gorillaz, then Evanescence? What year is it?!
Tears of the Kingdom is just "what if Skyward Sword didn't suck"
#loz #legendofzelda #totk #loztotk #ifuckinhatedskywardsword #fiisworsethannavi
Fun fact about Walmart- when the store is closed for Christmas Day, employees do not get a paid day off. They have to use PTO if they want to get paid.
Manaspreading
Crossover cosplay idea-
Jimmy Johnathan Joestar (probably just regular jojo cosplay in a Jimmy johns uniform)
Good idea- a kpop demon hunters prequel, but it's a VH1 behind the music style mockumentary about the Saja boys. Im talking literally Jinwoo having to craft the perfect demon boy band, write music, choreography, etc.
#kpopdemonhunters #sajaboys #kpop #sodapop #huntrix
"Parking Lot Party" was written and produced by the same guy that wrote "Friday".
And if it wasn't, it sure sounds like it.
Heavy is the head that keeps wearing the crown despite knowing how heavy it is and complaining constantly about the weight while also insisting it's fine, they'll wear it anyway since no one else will do it!!!
It's the Waffle House index for Texas.
McDonald's is bringing back the Chicken McGriddle, nature is healing
Men would literally rather force their sons to compete in a deadly competition and learn complex martial arts and aura control powers than be present dads and go to therapy #hunterxhunter
My social patience is vellum
It's once again that time of year when Godsmack's "Voodoo" is stuck in my head.
I'm not picky, I'm just very specific about what I want.
"Wow you're so laid back and go with the flow about everything!"
Thanks, it's from a lifetime of having everything I cared about or wanted to do be belittled or ignored or canceled for someone else's preference.
Trying to figure out which group chat I haven't complained about my bullshit at length in a while
Sadly they're all full, so blue sky it is
We have a central vacuum!
We never use it.
Mostly because I hate vacuuming so I never do it.
AHĤHHHHHHHH
