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Yes that one came to mind as soon as you confirmed it was the coop. Must look out for others.

Oh I see, that's interesting. Thanks again! Knew I could rely on you for local knowledge!

Cheers, I was thinking coop for sure but the tremendous plate glass windows were leading me towards something like a furniture shop. I suppose there wouldn't have been one in Piershill.

@threadinburgh.scot I don't suppose you know what the Machine Mart building, 163-171 Piersfield Terrace started out as? I can find reference to it being the registered office of JB Foods for a brief time but they're obviously not the original occupant.

St asmr mer

Aye I noticed that

i'm hi i'm hello

Agreed, the whole styling is just leaning far too hard towards the tourist trap fiddle-dee-dee side for me. Seamus's seems to be attracting lots of good reviews on Google Maps although I don't think there's any need to be replying to them with stuff like this:

Yeah, why not, I'll buy you a pint of Beamish in it. You'll need to drink it alone because I won't be setting foot inside!

An Siopa turns out to be the back room of Dropkick Murphys...

Board from Pointless

Board from Pointless

Great couple of boards from Pointless where the answer to nearly all the missing sections of the words should be ‘WANK’

The most horrific film since sliced bread!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Geordie Racer!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
Geordie Racer!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Geordie Racer!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Geordie Racer!

IT’S PASTIC!

you can see John Noakes's pubes! Blue indeed!

There was a non-chain shop of the same ilk in the town where I grew up and I remember my dad taking me one evening to pick out birthday gifts for my mum. I don't know if it was on the birthday itself.

when it happens... I will be online ALL day. cancel my appointments. hold my calls. "what were you doing when you found out?" my grandchildren will ask. "the posts, children, I was reading the posts!!" I'll say, and we'll all crowd around my scrapbook containing the best ones

photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos meme guy

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

"Yes… Hahaha… Yes!" - Fred Rogers with delight as a child learns how to tie their shoes

the book “Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity” by Bruce Bagemihl, on a desk

a page from the book, about Hoofed Mammals, specifically the White-Tailed Deer and Mule or Black-Tailed Deer. It indicates that these deer exhibit female and male homosexuality, intersexuality and transvestism, and engage in homosexual courtship, pair-bonding and sexual intercourse. This is ranked “moderate” and occurs in the wild and in captivity.

A diagram from the book showing “two forms of copulation between male Botos: genital-slit (or anal) penetration (above) and blowhole penetration. The text describes how botos engage in nonreproductive mating.

from the same book, a diagram of two female foxes fucking. One is mounting the other and they are both apparently yapping loudly.

i got @mokshadolphin.bsky.social a cool new book

I like to upgrade supermarket pizzas by adding fresh mozzarella. Half of the ball goes on the pizza and half goes directly in my face before the pizza hits the oven. Everyone's a winner!

Tyrone!

Major Benest invites you to delight in his chipsteaks.

"Tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."

SHARE IF YOU ARE DISGUSTED AS ME!

water was invented by big piss to sell more toilets

Doctor Who fans! when someone is interested in a clip of the new era, do not tell them to go back to 2005 and start from the beginning. That is the dumbest thing I've seen people recommending. Tell them to try the new season out and then recommend three episodes if they don't want to. Rose to now is too much to get people interested. Last 3 episodes are good and varied enough to stand on their own.

Quite right. You tell them to start at an unearthly child (pilot) and hurry up about it