He talks like this a lot, the hate directed at him is deranged and divorced from reality

I admire the commitment to getting raw egg everywhere 😆

I would actually try this, though probably with just one tortilla and fold it over

I love how at first the puppy is like “no that can’t be right, can it?”

What’s with the Christian soft rock music in the background? Is this vague gray house of liminal space where I go to die?

a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ? ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?

Who tf works out in tight jeans

I hate that song so much lol

It‘s sort of adorable she is poking fun at herself now and sharing it. Hope she keeps singing … but uh much better songs

* I am still nervous tho ngl

Me too! No matter how many times I watch it, the jump scare always gets me!! 🤣

So. Much. Winning!

He’s a giant fucking racist and sexist pig, a well known fact too many people pretend not to know or actively support

“Oh I forgot it’s in Fahrenheit..”. 🤣

“Lunch and a walk outside“ is what keeps me sane and productive

Nick put on his pants so slowly he avoided being killed by the ghost knocking on his door. Now that's talent!

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The Jamie Lee Curtis character has made hitchhiking her entire personality apparently.

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Whose idea was it to leave the old sea captain in charge of these children? I have questions.

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Someone put this man in a headlock and brush his hair

Is this for car juice?

Ah I see he can drop the folksy act when he wants to

Treating troops like shit, deporting their spouses, and expecting them to go die in a war started for no fucking reason

A lot of this is basic adulting ... pick up after yourself. Show interest in others’ lives and hobbies and interests. Develop your own hobbies and interests and ability to converse. Learn to handle setbacks with grace but also accept help when you need it. Etc.

These guys watched Mad Men without understanding it, are still whining “we should go back to all men being like Don Draper” … even though the point was most men were not Don Draper (even Don Draper, technically), and envied him even tho he was a miserable broken man

That was a lot of fun! And a great cast! #FrightClub

Ending the movie with this so it becomes an ear worm is diabolical 😂

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a cartoon of spongebob with his hands on his face ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with his hands on his face

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I'm watching all those scenes like:

Who is playing the nurse? She is cracking me up.

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a black and white cartoon of a hand reaching out towards a broken apple with a bite taken out of it . ALT: a black and white cartoon of a hand reaching out towards a broken apple with a bite taken out of it .

a classic! #FrightClub

And KC! She's adorable and Rowan needs his best friend at the end of this thing.

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Noooo. I love him and his goofy Christian Bale pun costume, I want him to live for that reason alone.

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