I think your phone is saving you from shit the Bias B C has written

And those that have been covering it up. I'd bet his brother knew everything about it

Well at least you didn't shit the bed

Hahaha leg end needs help watchyagonnado

Three weeks last Friday

Maaaaaate that mad shit. But you know I would have tried the same in Brighton 😂

Stop working come play

"What's in the box?"

Is it the weekend yet?

I will sleep here you stay right there some twats are letting off fireworks

Why are you working get me food

Where's that food

Ahhh

It's a very much on demand basis and demand is high.

🌧️🌧️☁️🌦️🌥️🌤️☀️

It's nice of them to share that bed with you!

Hated selling vinyl on eBay they always tried it on.

It's scratched I want X refund.

Er, no numbnuts do you think I didn't check ?

Yeah not toooo bad and today none that was it 😂😂

Well when Olive eats your socks you know exactly why it happened

For my first ever post I present to you.

My owner Max

He is the best owner a human could wish for and only wakes me several times per night.

He is very generous with his soaking wet freezing cold leg rubs.

Appeal with you can show some videos on how to spit roast

Hogger

Hello from Cornwall

Was a request that didn't always get fulfilled 😂

Maaaaaaaasssssive

Gimme tha loves