I have been informed I have a family vacation next weekend I now need to cancel.

Hey. Uh. Boiler up.

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This is important advice.

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We all need that beer alone at the Texas Roadhouse sometimes.

Squid is also meat. Octopus is *especially* meat.

At least we have charcuterie.

We were born in bad UX. Molded by it.

Hahaha, right!? And yes. First rodeo. Terrified dad here!

My daughter and I when she was 2

Sitting here as my daughter takes her learner’s permit test.

Which is really messed up if you think about it.

There you have it folks. Extrapolating, 10/10 cpas agree.

Arizona is shit. There I said it.

(This is a March madness skeet)

The Edey Bill.

Why yes I am watching The Peaky Fuckin Blinders (movie).

Oh man this is a beautiful time for those folks.

Haha I guess they are leaning into the firehose of falsehoods method.

There’s no way they’re not tied in with the auditors that make them money through scaling a fake process.

This is giving Tinder/Whitney from Industry Season 4.

In a world, where it's Whisky Friday, One Man...

Just how easy do you think it was to spearphish Kash?

Like, probably just send a link in an email like "EXCLUSIVE INVITE - UNDERGROUND DAVE MATTHEWS BAND SET - ACT FAST FOR TICKETS" and you'll have that password in minutes.

I live for this kind of banter tbh

Yes but they had the oldest and one of the most expensive rosters in the sport. They were 3 starts out of high school. They were grown men making grown men money last year.

Aww. Can’t you undo them?

Like “We landed first on the moon and made it into the 2026 Elite 8”

Does some mobile game called Sled Surfers where I have to watch an ad every 30 seconds count?

Yeah Lu Dort is the worst.

My people’s parties must be so lame in comparison.

Ok so we call it main because we’re not freaks first of all.

As a corn guy I appreciated your corn war from afar but maintain that Purdue’s corn is superior.

Must be awesome to just be getting into your evening right now.

Blaze it.

No.

Haha. I think sports fandom is so fun in that way. Mindless arguments that barely matter. Some take it harder than others.