From the No Shit, Sherlock desk?

Churu?

Virginia, don’t forget to vote YES tomorrow(4/21)!

Taylor Swift is the Millennial Oprah. I will not be answering any questions.

Tokens get spent 🤷‍♂️

It’s always 5 pm in an airport

Such a distinctive accent. The market analysis is interesting too.

Frasier

Frasier

Fuck em

Jason Calcanis is a giant pissbaby.

One of these frogs is a mid-2nd millennium BC Egyptian amulet made of carnelian. The other is a strawberry-flavoured chewy sweet.

Which is which?

🏛️📷Cleveland Museum of Art
🏺 #AncientBlueSky

Way harder than it should be

So that’s where they all went

Evergreen

It always hits! A classic.

From your mouth to gods ears

Intellectually? Yes. Morally? Yes. Industrially/Financially? Not *yet*

Give it a decade.

DAAAAADDDDDDD!

Do I look like I have bloomer money?

When they actually release the kits at Target, then it’s time to worry.

Don’t you think it’s even a little bit funny that most of the people being replaced are smug, low-level software masons? Like actually the LLMs are displacing the specifically pedantic bores who have been telling humanities majors to “learn to code” for the past seven years?

Cmon. It’s funny.

Sometimes part of me wants to join Truth Social so I can just Truth directly to the president that he’s a fuckin idiot

And like whoa ripped

Bojack Horseman is unflinching in its portrayal of addiction, the entertainment industry, and Los Angeles.

It’s funny, but it’s TRUE and DARK and Bojack is in no way a protagonist. Nope, nuh uh.

Why the crystalline fuck am I being served *ads* about the SpaceX IPO?

As much as it pains me to know this: Andrew Jackson was, if records are to be believed, a smoke show.

With this settlement the US is worse off in every way than it was before the war; Iran is strengthened by the huge new tolls in the Straits of Hormuz, paid by the whole world. (1/14)

The degree of strategic defeat this is for the United States is not being fully recognized.
Getting all sanctions lifted, all funds unfrozen, and a toll set on the Strait of Hormuz is a victory even someone as delusional as Khamenei wouldn’t have imagined.

TRex, then some Coltrane