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Posts by totalcrib
realizing younger me would hate the everliving fuck out of me
heartbreaking: weed for friday function arrives saturday
i miss that week
something big happening on twitter 🤫🤫🤫
amazing show !!!!
a patch of grass in the middle of a pine forest, a stand labeled "WOLFFEE (wolf coffee). a wolf wearing a barista apron is sitting behind it. 2 other wolves are in line to order, the one in front holding a dollar bill in its mouth
wolves have no coffee in the wild
turns out the easiest way to get pussy is by asking nicely for it
rapist vanquished dark souls text
the left needs a rizzler
lowkey feel like bojack horseman sometimes except without the drugs and alcohol and having sex with a minor and being a horse
ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to have a nicotine addiction
bad apple 🍎
michael jackson if he used tiktok: its the falling in love for me
found a pack of reds on the ground god loves me
friendship is about a man who doesnt understand social cues yearning after his boyfriend for 1 hour and 50 minutes
does no contact include duolingo
i smoked the weed that makes u single
i only use this app every 3 days to look at oomf’s posts and chuckle loudly in my room
what if instead of dipping parsley in saltwater for passover it was edibles and distillate
i got too many bad bitches around my waist to be this far from them
why is bidet chasjng alec jules
good morning #smexy
going for a drive with the windows down will unironically fix your mental state
A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody." Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists toward the heavens and shouts "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"
what if his name was kid chuddy
wattson players are the bridget players of apex
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