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Posts by totalcrib

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you should look at the gun lesbian

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realizing younger me would hate the everliving fuck out of me

6 months ago 1 1 0 0

heartbreaking: weed for friday function arrives saturday

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

i miss that week

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something big happening on twitter 🤫🤫🤫

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

amazing show !!!!

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a patch of grass in the middle of a pine forest, a stand labeled "WOLFFEE (wolf coffee). a wolf wearing a barista apron is sitting behind it. 2 other wolves are in line to order, the one in front holding a dollar bill in its mouth

a patch of grass in the middle of a pine forest, a stand labeled "WOLFFEE (wolf coffee). a wolf wearing a barista apron is sitting behind it. 2 other wolves are in line to order, the one in front holding a dollar bill in its mouth

wolves have no coffee in the wild

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turns out the easiest way to get pussy is by asking nicely for it

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rapist vanquished dark souls text

9 months ago 12 3 0 0
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the left needs a rizzler

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

lowkey feel like bojack horseman sometimes except without the drugs and alcohol and having sex with a minor and being a horse

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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to have a nicotine addiction

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bad apple 🍎

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michael jackson if he used tiktok: its the falling in love for me

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found a pack of reds on the ground god loves me

10 months ago 5 1 0 0

friendship is about a man who doesnt understand social cues yearning after his boyfriend for 1 hour and 50 minutes

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does no contact include duolingo

11 months ago 1 0 0 0

i smoked the weed that makes u single

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i only use this app every 3 days to look at oomf’s posts and chuckle loudly in my room

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what if instead of dipping parsley in saltwater for passover it was edibles and distillate

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i got too many bad bitches around my waist to be this far from them

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why is bidet chasjng alec jules

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good morning #smexy

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going for a drive with the windows down will unironically fix your mental state

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A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody." Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists toward the heavens and shouts "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"

A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody." Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists toward the heavens and shouts "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"

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what if his name was kid chuddy

1 year ago 9 1 3 0

wattson players are the bridget players of apex

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peter

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