I can't quite put my finger on it but out of the last 4 EDH Decks I've made for Magic, I seem to have stuck with a specific theme after my very different stompy Frog Druid (Helga) Deck 😅

I can't quite put my finger on it but out of the last 4 EDH Decks I've made for Magic, I seem to have stuck with a specific theme after my very different stompy Frog Druid (Helga) Deck 😅

Why must I always be cursed to have my work nemesis be someone twice my age that doesn't understand technology? 😭

I want a new nemesis, maybe with some overly-cliche enemies-to-lovers trope with someone that doesn't challenge my patience and communication skills daily - I'll take anything! 🤪

Sure sure - you let me win and you know it 👀

Did some Avatar Magic Pre-releases this weekend and I did surprisingly well on 2 of the days. Placed 3rd and then went undefeated getting 1st place yesterday.. I don't know how - I genuinely don't know how to play this game most days 😭

The amount of times I've internally gone "you've been doing that wrong for.. how long??" before I just accepted it 😭

a woman says " it 's all been a terrible mistake " in front of a peacock logo ALT: a woman says " it 's all been a terrible mistake " in front of a peacock logo

Sometimes I wonder if the business™️ people I send business™️ messages to have any idea that I have no idea what I'm talking about with business™️ but then I go into a meeting with someone twice my age who actually has no idea how business™️ works and I feel like maybe I do know business™️ things, yk?

Why should we hire you?

"It's simple math that if you multiply two negatives, you get a positive!"

Unfortunately no benefits are offered at this time but we have many positions that are eagerly awaiting to be filled! 😌

I need someone to follow me around to screen what I say because I've said several things with double meanings while being completely oblivious to the more questionable meaning...

Out of context examples include:
"Are you coming inside?"
"Oh! You're smaller than I would have thought!"
"Bark!"

It's so fun! 💜 I only wish my favorite characters were good (or didn't get stat screwed).. justice for Caspar who has lower strength than one of my magic users..

Listen I didn't say I was good at it! 😅

I am! I've beaten it 3 times and it still makes my head go brrrr 😅

Is there a "sorry that I haven't responded to your messages, I've been hyper fixating on the stats, abilities and growth rates of all the Fire Emblem: Three Houses characters and it's occupying me a surprising amount of my time because I'm incapable of enjoying anything at a casual level" emoji?

Time to open up the interviews 😮‍💨

It's weird that it happened twice! 😭

My husband told me that the coffee that I just roasted myself for the first time was, in fact, not the best coffee he's ever had. (But still very good)

I can't believe someone I care about would say such a horrible thing. 🥺

*screams in Serah Farron* 😭

A familiar story 🥲

Why are some people so neutral to AI art?!

Like if your reaction to AI art (or anything) ruining one of your favorite franchises with derivative stolen slop is nonchalance then I genuinely do not understand you. 🙃

Can we please ban #Israel now? There was a real danger #Eurovision was about to be destroyed tonight. Well done #Austria. JJ, you sang incredibly. Absolute artist. Not my 1st choice.

We have a winner 🇦🇹

Congratulations to Austria's JJ, who has won the 69th Eurovision Song Contest with the song Wasted Love.

Israel launches expanded ground invasion to ‘conquer’ Gaza as Trump Gulf tour wraps up Israel announced the initial phase of “Gideon’s chariots,” the expanded ground invasion to permanently “conquer” Gaza, amid reports that Trump reneged on his deal with Hamas to lift the blockade,...

Israel announced the initial phase of “Gideon’s chariots,” the expanded ground invasion to permanently “conquer” Gaza, amid reports that Trump reneged on his deal with Hamas to lift the blockade, and will reportedly expel 1 million Gazans to Libya.

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#Palestine #Israel

Who's that Pokemon?
...[tasteful pause]...
It's Lechonk! 😁

"I always hated that Diana girl"

I feel like it's common to have the most progress during the good days when you're the most vulnerable and clear-minded but I hope you're doing okay! 🫂

Update: I won 1 match against a child, out of 6!
(I also got a free win due to the odd amount of players so I was technically 2-4-0)

I'd like to personally thank the child for having a deck worse than mine, for this victorious day!

I definitely broke something!
(My pride)

I'm 0-2-0 already - idk about that!

Playing in a Pokemon TCG Tournament today - wish me luck so we can manifest my opponents' decks start with the least playable hands because I absolutely won't win by skill alone!