Do you think Eric Adams is living through an Uncut Gems scenario every hour of the day or he is just full swag ahead?

“so how’s your novel going”

fix your heart.

if you are excited to learn that a group of people are going to die due to government takeover - fix your soul. scrape out whatever dark muck has settled there. that hate will kill you long before you actually die.

this kind of shit is so fucking disgusting. you’re talking about real human beings. most people in red states didn’t vote, many voted dem, and they all have more in common with you than Dem politicians do.

thank god Amy Klobuchar ensured that the bald eagle will remain the national bird 🦅 🫡

Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.

This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.

i feel as insane as i’m gonna be when Robert F Kennedy’s brain worm bans my meds and sends me to the funny farm 🤪

i feel like the Democrats heard “eggs” and they’ve imprinted on that concept like a baby goose and there is no getting them to talk about anything else

there is a coup you absolute fucking moron

the one thing standing between me and complete psychological ruin is lamotrigine and that’s just a fact! can’t wait to find out if they’re gonna force my brain to get cooked ✨💕

“so how’s your novel going”

i cant take this

i’ve been on here for a week and have seen “skeet” here and there and i knew the truth but my brain wouldn’t let me accept it, it wouldn’t allow me, i couldn’t process it until now, with the clarifying help of 4 frozen margaritas

THAT’S JIZZ

i like this platform and don’t miss Twitter but this is killing me. SKEETS??????

wait sorry are these called “skeets”? collectively you people agreed to call Bluesky posts “skeets” and no one was like “mmm no that’s jizz”???

“so how’s your novel going”

“so how’s your novel going”

Valentine’s Day is coming up and I’ve been thinking about our future…

yes please!!!

i would have loved to show Saw 3D aka Saw 7 because it is my personal favorite but i can also recognize that I have brain damage

also we are showing Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Saw 4, and Saw X, because it takes place between 1 and 2 and it’s the best Saw sorry

Flyer: Why Saw? Because it’s not a -thin if it’s not a little unpleasant. Is it really just going to be eleven hours of Saw? No! We’ll have community, prizes, activities, and other things to keep you from Sawing yourself. You can also come and go.

I made this graphic for Instagram!! you can sign up to participate here: docs.google.com/forms/d/1lzE...

or sign up to donate here: docs.google.com/forms/d/1GMH...

if you want to participate but hate asking for money - i get it, don’t worry, we have assets you can use! i will help you!

Flyer: what is CHiPS? Founded over 50 years ago, CHiPS is a soup kitchen, food pantry, and shelter for women with young children. Open six days a week, CHiPS serves as a beacon of hope to thousands of friends and neighbors in need. Located right around the corner from Lucky 13 Saloon, they’re an important part of our community and we’re proud to show up for them.

CHiPS is right around the corner from Lucky 13 (our home base), and as our neighbors, we’re so proud to support them.

Flyer: what is Saw-a-thon? We show five Saw movies in one day. You sign up to attend, and then convince your friends and family to donate money to CHiPS based on how many minutes you spend in the room watching these movies. It’s like a walk-a-thon except instead of pledging to donate per step, they pledge per minute of Saw you watch.

- we show 5 Saw movies on March 9th at Lucky 13 Saloon
- you sign up to attend through our Google form, then get your friends & family to pledge money to CHiPS based on how long you stay
- you show up and watch as much Saw as you can physically stand

Flyer: Brooklyn Horror Society & Lucky 13 Saloon present Saw-a-thon, a deranged fundraiser to benefit CHiPS, on Sunday March 9th. A chibi drawing of Billy the Puppet holds a cartoon saw on a colorful background

thrilled to announce Brooklyn Horror Society’s Saw-A-Thon, a Saw movie marathon to benefit CHiPS in Park Slope! it’s like a walkathon, except you get people to pledge you for the number of minutes of Saw you watch. here’s how it works:

reminder for anyone in NYC who is registered Working Families - you can’t vote in the primary unless you’re affiliated with the Democratic Party! and you have to change your affiliation by 2/13! you can do it online though and it takes 2 seconds thank goodness: voterreg.dmv.ny.gov/motorvoter/?...

Late evening in the park, a large black dog stands on asphalt in the light of a street lamp.

“so how’s your novel going?”