Life was so much simpler before the mitochondria became the powerhouse of the cell.

How much will it be bugged lol

He’s following through on campaign promises. #shockedpikachuface

1. Little Tikes car

Twitter is Twitter. The Gulf will always be the Gulf of Mexico and fuck Google for bending to the idiocy.

Made in China!

I recently found out that the Diary of Anne Frank is banned in many places in the U.S. I hate this timeline.

Yes they did. Assholes.

Can’t wait to hear from the brain worms

What could go wrong by alienating all of our allies? SMH

They’ll never pay anyone. It’s going to be the same as the Twitter buyout by Elmo. No one will see any of the promised money.

Good morning! Food for thought: why are you doing what you’re doing? Are you doing what makes you happy, or what makes you unhappy?

We only have one life. Live it well. #foodforthought #lifecoach

And the muskrat

Why is the bachelor still a thing? It’s been cringe since it for started…20 years ago

Today I sent out a farewell email to my coworkers.
The absolute OUTPOURING of love I received in response is nothing short of humbling.
Appreciate those you work with. They make the biggest impact.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

It lights up!!!!

So ready for the holiday!!!

Your family is going to remember the long nights at the office and the birthday parties, weddings, and important events you missed because you were working.

Your employer will not.

Family first. #jobhack #jobcoach

Remember: your employer does NOT care about you. If you died today, your job would be posted tomorrow.
Take your PTO
Clock out on time (don’t work for free)
Put your family first #jobhack #jobcoach

Dress for the job you want! For me, I’m going for President ;) #ootd #businesswoman

Thanks love!

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I will NEVER download Gossip Harbor. I’m so sick of seeing those ads.

Job hack: Employer anonymous surveys are NEVER anonymous. It’s in your job’s best interest to pretend to be happy (and job hunt on the side)

What on Roshar… #cosmere

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food: curry 🍛
season: spring 🌺
drink: La Croix
color: turquoise 🥏
game: Horizon 🎮

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Good morning Blue Sky! I finally caught up on some sleep and feel great! #grandgenevaresort

Thank you love!

YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS #cosmere #windandtruth