I mean. They’d be innocent even if they WERE related, because that’s not how guilt works.

Alex Jones tweeting about losing Infowars: @elonmusk please help

Papa! Papa!

The biggest LOSER energy for white men who are tenured, and comfortable, and still complaining about DEI in higher education, really. We could power the planet with the screech of your whining because you have to see women, or people of color, or Black people, or disabled people at work.

A graphic reading "Seeking counselors for trans* family camp. Now hiring counselors for a week-long camp for trans kids and their families in beautiful Maine. Are you great with kids? Do you like swimming, arts and crafts, community, trans and nonbinary joy? August 16-23, email director@fairwindsfamilycamp.com

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the means of execution, after the trial, should be getting repeatedly hit in the nuts with a sledgehammer

Nearly half of US children are breathing dangerous levels of air pollution, report warns American Lung Association report comes amid Trump EPA’s expansive rollback of environmental protections

“The report analyzed quality-assured data collected between 2022 and 2024.

It found that 33.5 million children in the US – 46% of those under 18 – live in areas that received a failing grade for at least one measure of air pollution.”

The Onion Is Turning Alex Jones’ InfoWars Into a Parody Site With a Rainbow Logo Love wins.

We are out of rainbow trucker hats. I repeat: We have sold out of rainbow InfoWars trucker hats.

(We'll restock them. But you can still buy the union-made shirts.)

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

“Why don’t you want to have a conversation about AI?”

“I broke into your house and stole your shit and now I just want to talk.”

we finally own kidrew!!!!

(paid off his nicu bill)

this is so profoundly dishonorable

Let's call this policy what this is.

It's socialism. It's Leftism. And it's curing actual ills. Righting institutional wrongs.

It's not coming from someone who is infallible, or someone who is always correct.

It's coming from someone who promised to help and is trying to keep those promises.

something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.

my kid (4) said he wanted to listen to pink pony club so my husband turned on chappell roan and kid was like wrong version and so my husband put on gwar’s version. that was the one

don't you wish your gf ran hot like me

thermostat a comfortable 63°

Photo of Birdie, the tricolor calico (brown, orange and white with pink nose and white whiskers) accepting a pet from my cat sitter’s left hand. You can see her striped front paws with little white socks. Her left paw has an orange spot in a brown spot on said sock.

Zoomed in photo of Birdie’s paws on a floor rug and you can really appreciate the white socks and the orange and brown spot on the left sock. (That’s her little pink baby bed behind her that she still uses even though she’s about to turn 4.)

tfw your paws are so pretty the sitter sends photos

(snuggling with my cat when she gets a look in her eye) are you about to bite me

cat: prrhaps

I want peace but I also want to fuck shit up

Trying to make nicotine into a secret health hack is the sign of a weak, soft mind. Do the thing that's bad for you, accept that it feels kind of good for a second because you're a drug addict. Like an adult

unless and until republicans agree to a ceasefire in the form of strict anti-gerrymandering provisions: fuck them to hell, squeeze every last drop of blood from the stone, lock them out of every seat you can

ARE WE SURE THAT IS NOT ARGOS SHOE
IT LOOKS LIKE THEIR SIZE

CASE CLOSE

just watched a redneck eating chicken tikka masala for the first time describe it as “if a country italian person prepared it in a chinese kinda way”

The only A.I. I support is Abolish ICE.

“I used AI to combine the data from two excel lists and then send emails to people who were on one list but not another. Saved me so much time.”

My brother in academia, you just fucking discovered mail merge. Welcome to early nineties computing.

Tweet by Martina Navratilova. "Predator. That is how he should register. A sexual predator…" quote-tweeting a tweet by "Biology Rules OK" about Dr. Beth Upton, a trans woman

This tweet is highly defamatory and Martina Navratilova should be fired from BBC Sport for it.

It demonstrates an horrendous level of hatred for a trans woman (who was cleared of all wrongdoing in a recent tribunal) because she is a trans woman.

You're looking at velvet malachite, Cu2CO3(OH)2.

A few warnings:
Please resist the urge to touch it to feel how soft it is.
Absolutely /do not/ lick it.
Keep far away from any Supermen.
If a wingéd creature emerges, do not agree to any pacts.

Let's talk about the science here.

ah yes, personal freedom, that thing that is always present IN THE MILITARY

The duty of confidentiality imposed on you as a law clerk is actually incredibly opaque.

I have a vested interest in this topic since my fucking boss used those duties to tell me I couldn’t talk to even a therapist about what he did to me.

WARREN: That's not my question. Are you refusing to tell us if you have investments in vehicles set up by Jeffrey Epstein?

KEVIN WARSH: Those assets will be sold if I'm confirmed

Coachella is removing these videos, so they might be about to learn about the Strokesand Effect.