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Make America Sane Again

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in his inauguration speech in 2019;

"Do not hang my portrait in your offices. The President is not an icon, not an idol, or a portrait. Hang your kids' photos instead, and look at them each time you are making a decision."

No wonder Trump hates him so much.

Quick history quiz from the year 2057 ...

Who mistakenly said; "This will be a short military operation that will last just a few weeks"?

A. Vladimir Putin on Ukraine?
B. Adolf Hitler on Poland?
C. Lyndon B Johnson on Vietnam?
D. Donald J Trump on Iran?

A. Your local
B. The nearest
C. One that serves the best champagne.

Quick survey!

If Donald Trump, Nigel Farage and Elon Musk were drowning and you only had time to save one of them, which pub would you go to first?

A national survey in 2012 uncovered that 26% of Americans believed the Sun revolves around the Earth.

1 in 4 Americans think the Sun orbits the Earth. They can all vote.

I have severe dumb American fatigue.

Spokespeople for Trump's administration have openly said in TV interviews that taking Iran's Kharg Island will be "like taking Iwo Jima" island in the Second World War.

The U.S. suffered nearly 26,000 casualties in their battle to take Iwo Jima island.

Do these people even read history?

BREAKING: Reports US President Donald Trump mulling releasing more Epstein files to distract from his alleged connections with the conflict in Iran. More soon ...

Not satisfied with their endless school massacres in their own country, Americans have started exporting school massacres to other countries, starting with Iran.

BREAKING: President Donald Trump clears up confusion over his claims war with Iran would never have happened if he had been President at the time he wasn't President, even if he had been President at the time he wasn't President during the Biden Presidency. More soon ...

It's not a coincidence it's known as the 'theatre' of war.

Trump's order for Iranian military to lay down their arms or face death has fallen on deaf ears. His words would normally be broadcast across the Iranian nation by the VOA Persian service. Unfortunately for Trump the VOA Persian service was shut down.
On executive order in March 2025 by Donald Trump

Sir Andrew Cahn in 2011, speaking in support of Prince Andrew working as UK trade envoy, even after Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's links to Jeffery Epstein were revealed;.

“Our competitors would give their eye teeth to have a trade ambassador like the Duke of York. I think we get value for money.”

UK politicians all earnestly talking now about how awfully terrible it was that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor was working as UK trade envoy even after his friendship was revealed with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

At the time, I remember many of them supporting him in that role.

#lestweforget

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#ifkyk

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