Why does Mister Met look like that

You can't do anything if the world explodes tomorrow, so be happy today. And help people.

Sean... doesn't like deviled eggs???

"Rolly" is closer! Tell him I said it's Raw-lee!

I hope it was a good package!

Scott, I have never had any of those things happen to me at a local Indian restaurant, what the hell?

... emphasizing again that you need to visit Raleigh.

Chris would NEVER. This is why he'll be allowed to live when the revolution comes.

It was DISTRACTING.

S Car Go spotted after #NoKings #oakland. Had to pursue on bike. Click for full view.

Coal looks like he has a side hustle as a witch's familiar!!! What an intense stare.

No.

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal:

If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people.

That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

I feel like the great lesson of the Civil War is that amateur armies of shopkeepers, farm laborers, and clerks can, when well armed and supplied, beat the absolute piss out of a chivalry-obsessed gentry class and their allies among the smallholders

Some good shit right there.

I'm just gonna be wrong, bud. I like the versatility of the stainless steel.

True, but at least my stainless steel and enameled Dutch oven are easily cleaned!

I don't own any!

There is only one thing that still unites Americans and that is hating Duke University basketball

I don't need Siena to beat Duke, I just need Siena to run Duke through the ringer so that Duke doesn't make it to the Final Four.

The pineapple slut shirt only works with Raymond Holt and my GOD does it work.

Maybe next year 💔

I was literally trying to remember (feels like he did something misogynistic?) But
but yes, he blocked us.

A still from Season 5 Episode 18 of "The Simpsons" titled Burns' Heir. It shows Mr. Burns holding up a model coffin depicting his dead body with his assistant Smithers screaming at the bottom as he is buried alive with Mr. Burns.

Dr. Betrothed: if I die first, I want you to be buried on my right side because that's your side of the bed and I want that to be our eternity. 🥰

Me: I also have some ideas about our future burial.

the whole purpose of the post-menopausal woman is to prevent the rise of generative AI

How to be incredibly familiar with North Carolina, just like Stephen A. Smith Here's a simple worksheet so you too can prove that you're not just familiar with this state, but familiar with ALL of this state.

You mean "Beloved Honorary Citizen of North Carolina" Stephen A. Smith? Yes, I know him.
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I'm sorry. I hope you are all safe.

A great use of your time! Any recommendations so far?

I love local theater. 💜

In the foreground, the front half of a red kayak in water with a White man with dark hair in another kayak off in the distance.

I want you to tell me one (1) unabashedly positive thing that has happened to you in 2026, big or small, serious or funny. Feeling in the mood to celebrate folks.

Dr. Betrothed and I went to the Great Dismal Swamp canal over MLK weekend and successfully kayaked 4.5 miles!