update

Text message conversation with Mom. To Mom, "Hey Mom, why'd you go with this design for little Jimmy's baby blanket?" To Mom [a picture of a crochet baby blanket of the bear flag] From Mom "We all call him Little Bear so I googled Bear patterns and I thought these colors were just too cute!"

planet fitness permanently banned me for being too hairy 😔

new york times modern love headline that reads "My Body Was Tea. But He Wanted Matcha."

❤️

shirtless hairy man at grill with romaine, several carrots, broccoli, and bell peppers and metamucil container

reminder you can have a cruelty-free bottom-friendly bbq 😋

umm lowkey gay for you to notice my absence

[hyping up my ouroboros friend] body is eatinggggggggg

you have to be hairy, but not too hairy

I've seen some of your holes more than my own

sorry I was evil back there or whatever. it will happen again

Me, scared of salmonella, cooking chicken.

top. bottom. side. you shall all burn just the same

men can joke but gay men can only selfie

catlerian jihad

oh that's not-

waiting for the @jpbrammer.bsky.social emilia pérez review

my reply guy died

I suck your balls!

this you?

bsky.app/profile/comp...

bluesky still not having pictures in dms is so funny. you will fall in love with me strictly from my letters

touch me pizza and buy my butt

daddy, I don't like the man you become after a kiwi guava celsius