Teee what would you say if I told you I took another 200 mg later because I was really vibin to troye on the record player and I thought why not

Update I ordered Uber Eats and forgot about it

Is there an issue sir? Are you a crusty boy? Do you need the moisture of Bert and his bees???

Tim burnt

You on 4/20: hits bong, 😵‍💫🐶

Me on 4/20: takes 400mg of edibles, cleans house

The ultimate in moisture

Live image of Skyler for those wondering

Skyler Easter was like 2 weeks ago

Maybe one year I can actually go to IML for once. I do in fact live in Chicago lol

2022: Had COVID
2023: Was accidentally in Italy
2024: Had COVID
2025: Was sick with other illness
2026: little brother graduating high school

“If” you leak yeah ok

Standing in the shower for any particular reason, soaker?

Big pamp is just more weight to lift

Safety first

The gang and I are road trip ready!

My new fetish is biblically accurate angels

“Be not afraid” ok yes daddy say more

I think that might be more normal actually

update there are 52 tubes on their way

that's what cmd+q does but I just do it every time I get annoyed with chrome and don't want to deal with it anymore so like hourly

Where can someone buy bulk berts bees lip balm no I will not be explaining why

No I hit cmd+q like my life depends on it

Damn and to think I just finished potty training. Poor timing.

We Love to Fly and It Shows 🛫⛅️

Yall……please stop letting me order fireball shots at jackhammer. It’s becoming a trend and a problem.

me sitting next to a pool with a large pink inflatable flamingo in it. I am wearing a spiderman costume and looking intently at my phone.

...why the fuck do i have two copies of outlook?

📸 @shinybetamax.bsky.social

Let’s be real, you want him to say yes

Feel free to sexualize my incontinence as much as you want. I do it all the time. It makes it more fun knowing people get horny about my inability to potty train. Instead of feeling disabled, I feel sexy. I can't explain how empowering that is.

Second Friday of the month. Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport. Delta garage sale. For sale used plane lavatory. You. Me. An audience.

Well yeah don’t want to waste it